of course, i look more like ben stiller without the facial hair, but i've had the facial hair since 2005. part of an act of rebellion against a controlling cunt of a boyfriend who wouldn't let me grow facial hair because he wanted people to think he was dating a twelve-year-old basically.
oh, good ben stiller mistaken identity story: i had a temp job once in 1998 where this guy across the hall just stared at me all week. i kept thinking he was going to kill me in the parking garage and somebody would find my body parts at the bottom of some old mining quarry or something. on my last day there, out of nowhere, he screams: BEN STILLER! Whew... I finally figured it out... all week long I've been trying to figure out why I thought I knew you. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE BEN STILLER!
and my ex's older sister once mistakenly told me that i looked just like jerry stiller and couldn't figure out why i took offense.