Jul 25, 2008 8:51 AM GMT
My answers:
(1)
Sped up pop artist vocals and amateur screaming divas over the same tribal looped gay house genre which hasn't evolved since the year 2002 and has plagued gay clubs thanks to out-of-touch promoters, DJs, and general club staff who think this is what gay people like to listen to. Thankfully it's gradually phasing out with the help of Electro House, Hip Hop and general Rock music.
(2)
Walking into a club filled with well dressed tall skinny white people and no other ethnicity. It's like I can smell Stepford Wives Crack in the air. And the moment I say I like fat Mexicans they stare at me like I'm the one dissenting Nazi that has compassion for the Jews.
(3)
Cigarette smoke. Yeah yeah yeah we all know you're gay and you're oppressed. But do you have to let everyone know that you can't deal with stress by pumping out cancer sticks and exhaling that ish back into the club? I mean shit, I masturbate all the time but you don't see me doing it in public. So put your damn cigs away so that I don't vomit all over you when I try to make out with you because you finally looked pretty to me when I got too drunk.
What's your answer(s)? What hates you most about gay clubs? And be honest. Let's start some strife n shit.
DISCLAIMER: to all those presupposing I hate gay clubs overall, this is not the case. I'm merely pointing out the negatives of them. That does not mean they outweigh the positives or that they are generally unpleasing overall. Having said that, if you make a globalization that I'm bitching about clubs, complaining about places I should not be at, etc., then I'll flame your ass until it's on fire.
(1)
Sped up pop artist vocals and amateur screaming divas over the same tribal looped gay house genre which hasn't evolved since the year 2002 and has plagued gay clubs thanks to out-of-touch promoters, DJs, and general club staff who think this is what gay people like to listen to. Thankfully it's gradually phasing out with the help of Electro House, Hip Hop and general Rock music.
(2)
Walking into a club filled with well dressed tall skinny white people and no other ethnicity. It's like I can smell Stepford Wives Crack in the air. And the moment I say I like fat Mexicans they stare at me like I'm the one dissenting Nazi that has compassion for the Jews.
(3)
Cigarette smoke. Yeah yeah yeah we all know you're gay and you're oppressed. But do you have to let everyone know that you can't deal with stress by pumping out cancer sticks and exhaling that ish back into the club? I mean shit, I masturbate all the time but you don't see me doing it in public. So put your damn cigs away so that I don't vomit all over you when I try to make out with you because you finally looked pretty to me when I got too drunk.
What's your answer(s)? What hates you most about gay clubs? And be honest. Let's start some strife n shit.
DISCLAIMER: to all those presupposing I hate gay clubs overall, this is not the case. I'm merely pointing out the negatives of them. That does not mean they outweigh the positives or that they are generally unpleasing overall. Having said that, if you make a globalization that I'm bitching about clubs, complaining about places I should not be at, etc., then I'll flame your ass until it's on fire.