Dear Ariodante, you funny fucker......

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    Jun 15, 2012 9:21 PM GMT
    CrankyMcBadass saidOh goody! I've stumbled across the elusive SINGLE ENTENDRE THREAD!


    speaking of stoned and COMPLETELY naked....

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    Jun 15, 2012 9:22 PM GMT
    Miguel is very special...and I'm not talking about the "short bus" variety....

    Incredibly intelligent and talented and sexy.....Just remember, Migs...not everyone is operating on the same level as you are......icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:23 PM GMT
    CrankyMcBadass said
    Ariodante said
    CrankyMcBadass saidOh goody! I've stumbled across the elusive SINGLE ENTENDRE THREAD!


    JP you can sit on m lap while I sort out DiN's legal lap situation.

    Hah, JP no longer. Now I iz CRANKY McBADASS!


    Your using your legal name????
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:24 PM GMT
    CrankyMcBadass saidOh goody! I've stumbled across the elusive SINGLE ENTENDRE THREAD!


    Some of us aren't into double entendre, you perv! Call me old fashoined, I'm a single entendre kinda guy!
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:25 PM GMT
    Apparently no one ever told him as a child that when you look like that you don't need a personality or a sense of humor.
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:26 PM GMT
    Wow. What kind of ticket do you need to get in on this little orgy?? icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:26 PM GMT
    Cash said
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    Ariodante saidMake a wish big boy ;o


    But what if sitting on your lap was my wish? Do I get another one, or is that considered cheating?


    ..I need to check with my lawyers...


    sorry, cash is getting me mouth pregnant next week


    that can be arranged ya know.

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    several times.

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    it was arranged. we're doing dinner on friday you said
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:26 PM GMT
    turbobilly saidMiguel is very special...and I'm not talking about the "short bus" variety....

    Incredibly intelligent and talented and sexy.....Just remember, Migs...not everyone is operating on the same level as you are......icon_wink.gif


    Awwww Billy icon_redface.gif Hop on the lap party icon_biggrin.gif!!
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:27 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidWhy is Ariodante the only one who has threads created in his honor? I'm so jealous. icon_neutral.gif


    I thought you and Clay had a thread created in honor of both of you?
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:28 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    CrankyMcBadass saidOh goody! I've stumbled across the elusive SINGLE ENTENDRE THREAD!


    JP you can sit on m lap while I sort out DiN's legal lap situation.


    DON'T fall for it!!!

    DIN does this ALL the time.

    He goes on for HOURS about made-up legal problems while he rubs himself with aloe vera gel and makes the WHOLE courtroom watch.

    Next - he tries to get you to dance while he tells some tale of woe about getting hit by a city bus and needing a home health care aid.

    Before you know it - you have bought him lunch and two Happy Hour drinks and you are left tired and confused.

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    Jun 15, 2012 9:29 PM GMT
    Coach_Mike saidApparently no one ever told him as a child that when you look like that you don't need a personality or a sense of humor.


    What they told me was "look! it's delicious ice cream! and ho ho's! go at it big boy!" and I was like mmmmmmmmmmmm.....hoho's...........
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:31 PM GMT
    Cash said
    Ariodante said
    CrankyMcBadass saidOh goody! I've stumbled across the elusive SINGLE ENTENDRE THREAD!


    JP you can sit on m lap while I sort out DiN's legal lap situation.


    DON'T fall for it!!!

    DIN does this ALL the time.

    He goes on for HOURS about made-up legal problems while he rubs himself with aloe vera gel and makes the WHOLE courtroom watch.

    Next - he tries to get you to dance while he tells some tale of woe about getting hit by a city bus and needing a home health care aid.

    Before you know it - you have bought him lunch and two Happy Hour drinks and you are left tired and confused.

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    I'd be lying if I said I didn't know DiN was luring me into his lurid web of legal debauchery..

    but...

    all these depositions...notarized statements..just...get me fucking hot and bothered icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:46 PM GMT
    Some has a stalkers and a fan! icon_biggrin.gif I don't smell any bacon in this thread.
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:56 PM GMT
    Dj1990 saidimma take my time makin sure that i please u

    titties in your mouth

    baby let me breast feed u

    let me breast feed u


    Hate to break it to you, but man-milk don't come from the titties! icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:57 PM GMT
    I wonder if Ariodante has ever had dick wrapped in bacon... icon_redface.gif

    Yeah, you'd have to let that cool off, unless you were into some seriously effed-up CBT icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 15, 2012 10:04 PM GMT
    intensity69 saidI wonder if Ariodante has ever had dick wrapped in bacon... icon_redface.gif

    Yeah, you'd have to let that cool off, unless you were into some seriously effed-up CBT icon_lol.gif


    I strongly discourage this. Uncontrollable biting will occur. And I have pointy teeth D:
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    Jun 15, 2012 11:37 PM GMT
    When I was a boy my mom put me in ballroom dancing classes because she thought I'd end up in juvenile detention or something otherwise. At the end of the classes there was a cotillion and at some point it would be lady's choice. All the boys would line up in their nice suits and the girls would come over and, if there were 18 girls, 11 would go running to one boy and 7 to another. I learned at an early age that, no matter how charming you think you are or what you consider your assets, there are boys you just don't stand next to at cotillion or you end up doing the worm by yourself on the dirty floor. Ariodante is a boy you just don't want to stand next to at cotillion.
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    Jun 15, 2012 11:39 PM GMT
    Coach_Mike said Ariodante is a boy you just don't want to stand next to at cotillion.


    But if you do I take you out for a bacon burger and then I put out icon_sad.gif
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    Jun 15, 2012 11:43 PM GMT
    Ariodante makes me feel like Overly Attached Girlfriend

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    Jun 15, 2012 11:43 PM GMT
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    Jun 15, 2012 11:47 PM GMT
    Timbales saidAriodante makes me feel like Overly Attached Girlfriend

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    Timbaby on the way!! =DDD!!!
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    Jun 15, 2012 11:49 PM GMT
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    Coach_Mike said Ariodante is a boy you just don't want to stand next to at cotillion.


    But if you do I take you out for a bacon burger and then I put out icon_sad.gif


    Naw, seriously, there are a handful of guys on this site that I think everybody kind of worships as the perfect specimens of manhood no matter what your personal tastes or turn ons might be.....The Gods of RJ. I think most people would agree with me that you're on that list.
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    Jun 15, 2012 11:51 PM GMT
    Coach_Mike said
    Ariodante said
    Coach_Mike said Ariodante is a boy you just don't want to stand next to at cotillion.


    But if you do I take you out for a bacon burger and then I put out icon_sad.gif


    Naw, seriously, there are a handful of guys on this site that I think everybody kind of worships as the perfect specimens of manhood no matter what your personal tastes or turn ons might be.....The Gods of RJ. I think most people would agree with me that you're on that list.


    I'd worship you, but you're a bad influence with your sugary cereals.
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    Jun 15, 2012 11:51 PM GMT
    Coach Mike is also on that list.
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    Jun 15, 2012 11:52 PM GMT
    Wait is Coach Mike not getting a delicious bacon burger with me then icon_sad.gif!?