Dear Ariodante, you funny fucker......

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    Jun 16, 2012 12:00 AM GMT
    ConQuest saidCoach Mike is also on that list.


    Thanks but no I'm not. I'm talking about the guys who are half objects of desire and half intimidating as hell....Ariodante, Spiritreaver, Steeler, Cash, two or three others....you know the guys I'm talking about.
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    Jun 16, 2012 12:05 AM GMT
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    ConQuest saidCoach Mike is also on that list.


    Thanks but no I'm not. I'm talking about the guys who are half objects of desire and half intimidating as hell....Ariodante, Spiritreaver, Steeler, Cash, two or three others....you know the guys I'm talking about.


    I do know exactly the names you are talking about. I still believe you are on that list. You are one I wouldn't want to stand next to at the dance - or come to think of it - I probably would want to stand next to you hoping some of the cool would rub off on me. - Remember that all the other boys were jealous of the single guy out there doing the worm. He was free-spirited and having all the fun. icon_wink.gif

    But I've probably said too much. This is a thread about Ariodante - who is very much on "the list."
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    Jun 16, 2012 12:12 AM GMT
    No, maybe I'm not expressing myself very well. I'm talking about the guys that there will never be any debate about how hot/desirable/physically perfect/handsome they are, the guys that have 75 comments under each photo with people fawning over them, the people no one ever dares say anything negative about....the Gods of RJ. There are only 6,7...10 at the most. They are the guys who, when I first joined this site, I said "Damn. I don't belong here. I don't look like that." There are plenty of extremely hot guys here but a few are on a completely different level.Surely somebody knows what I'm talking about.
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    Jun 16, 2012 12:16 AM GMT
    I just want to flirt and talk about food =D
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    Jun 16, 2012 12:25 AM GMT
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    Coach_Mike saidNo, maybe I'm not expressing myself very well. I'm talking about the guys that there will never be any debate about how hot/desirable/physically perfect/handsome they are, the guys that have 75 comments under each photo with people fawning over them, the people no one ever dares say anything negative about....the Gods of RJ. There are only 6,7...10 at the most. They are the guys who, when I first joined this site, I said "Damn. I don't belong here. I don't look like that." There are plenty of extremely hot guys here but a few are on a completely different level.Surely somebody knows what I'm talking about.

    We all know what you're talking about even if some pretend not to.
    Fortunately, being an old creeper, I don't have to worry about comparisons because there are little tiny old people who would get a date more easily than me.


    You do not make lists of people who are one of a kind, Cranky.
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:16 AM GMT
    He likes Silent Hill the movie and adores Pyramid Head. That's enough for me....to wanna be his friend. I'll be his friend ^.^
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:20 AM GMT
    ConfederateGhost saidHe likes Silent Hill the movie and adores Pyramid Head. That's enough for me....to wanna be his friend. I'll be his friend ^.^


    Skin flaying for all! =DD
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:21 AM GMT
    CrankyMcBadass saidOh goody! I've stumbled across the elusive SINGLE ENTENDRE THREAD!


    This
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:22 AM GMT
    For them* Say it right man. For them. Not for me. I just wanna watch. I'm sick like that.

    Ariodante said
    ConfederateGhost saidHe likes Silent Hill the movie and adores Pyramid Head. That's enough for me....to wanna be his friend. I'll be his friend ^.^


    Skin flaying for all! =DD
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:23 AM GMT
    ConfederateGhost said I just wanna watch. I'm sick like that.



    That''s cool man, lots of guys just like to watch nothing wrong with that ;)
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:24 AM GMT
    You perv -,- I meant the skin flaying.

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    ConfederateGhost said I just wanna watch. I'm sick like that.



    That''s cool man, lots of guys just like to watch nothing wrong with that ;)
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:28 AM GMT
    ConfederateGhost saidYou perv -,-


    Indeed! ;D
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:33 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidI just want to flirt and talk about food =D


    I just wanna eat and talk about flirting....
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:34 AM GMT
    Cash said
    Ariodante saidI just want to flirt and talk about food =D


    I just wanna eat and talk about flirting....


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    COOKIE YIN YANG
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:35 AM GMT
    I just wanna eat and talk about what I'm eating.

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    Ariodante saidI just want to flirt and talk about food =D


    I just wanna eat and talk about flirting....
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:35 AM GMT
    Coach_Mike saidWhen I was a boy my mom put me in ballroom dancing classes because she thought I'd end up in juvenile detention or something otherwise. At the end of the classes there was a cotillion and at some point it would be lady's choice. All the boys would line up in their nice suits and the girls would come over and, if there were 18 girls, 11 would go running to one boy and 7 to another. I learned at an early age that, no matter how charming you think you are or what you consider your assets, there are boys you just don't stand next to at cotillion or you end up doing the worm by yourself on the dirty floor. Ariodante is a boy you just don't want to stand next to at cotillion.


    THAT was so well done...I actually have a hard-on from reading it.

    Ariodante is a GOD.

    Period.
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:37 AM GMT
    Give me the cookie or we can't be friends.

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    Cash said
    Ariodante saidI just want to flirt and talk about food =D


    I just wanna eat and talk about flirting....


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    COOKIE YIN YANG
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:39 AM GMT
    ConfederateGhost saidGive me the cookie or we can't be friends.



    Ok.


    But only if you come take it.


    With your mouth.


    Off my special area.


    My special area.


    Is my pee pee.


    And by pee pee


    I mean my hand.


    And by hand.



    I mean my penis.
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:48 AM GMT
    I'll make a deal with you. As long as we keep our pants on and our hands to ourselves, we can solidify our friendship by baking some cookies in the kitchen. And by baking some cookies in the kitchen I mean while you bake them, I eat them. That sounds like what gay friends would do yeah?


    Ariodante said
    ConfederateGhost saidGive me the cookie or we can't be friends.



    Ok.


    But only if you come take it.


    With your mouth.


    Off my special area.


    My special area.


    Is my pee pee.


    And by pee pee


    I mean my hand.


    And by hand.



    I mean my penis.
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:54 AM GMT
    ConfederateGhost saidI'll make a deal with you. As long as we keep our pants on and our hands to ourselves, we can solidify our friendship by baking some cookies in the kitchen. And by baking some cookies in the kitchen I mean while you bake them, I eat them. That sounds like what gay friends would do yeah?




    All I heard was cookies and then I smiled and cocked my head like a panting puppy.
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    Jun 16, 2012 1:56 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    ConfederateGhost saidI'll make a deal with you. As long as we keep our pants on and our hands to ourselves, we can solidify our friendship by baking some cookies in the kitchen. And by baking some cookies in the kitchen I mean while you bake them, I eat them. That sounds like what gay friends would do yeah?




    All I heard was cookies and then I smiled and cocked my head like a panting puppy.



    cookies?? cocks??? puppies????

    I am IN Dude!!!!!

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    Jun 16, 2012 1:58 AM GMT
    This train has derailed. Y'all are worse than my 4 month old pup, Early.
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    Jun 16, 2012 2:02 AM GMT
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    Cash saidcookies?? cocks??? puppies????

    I am IN Dude!!!!!

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    That sounds disgusting.


    My three favorite things.

    Get OVER it Dude.

    K?????

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    Jun 16, 2012 2:05 AM GMT
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    Cash said
    Trollileo said
    Cash saidcookies?? cocks??? puppies????

    I am IN Dude!!!!!

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    That sounds disgusting.


    My three favorite things.

    Get OVER it Dude.

    K?????

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    So... Your favorite thing is making puppy cookies and putting your cock in them? Sounds amazing...


    yeah

    perfect analysis.

    dead on dude.

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    Jun 16, 2012 2:16 AM GMT
    Ariodante