Dear Ariodante, you funny fucker......

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    Jun 16, 2012 2:20 AM GMT
    Dirty ejaculating desserts for all!

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    Jun 16, 2012 2:23 AM GMT
    I declare this thread conquered.

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    Jun 16, 2012 2:27 AM GMT
    ConfederateGhost saidI declare this thread conquered.

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    Jun 16, 2012 2:56 AM GMT
    No Bacon allowed on these posts! I smite thee!

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    Jun 16, 2012 2:57 AM GMT
    IzzyMuscle saidNo Bacon allowed on these posts! I smite thee!



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    Jun 16, 2012 3:11 AM GMT
    Ok fine. that sad face is too OBSCENELY big for me to say no.
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    Jun 16, 2012 3:13 AM GMT
    IzzyMuscle saidOk fine. that sad face is too OBSCENELY big for me to say no.


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    Jun 16, 2012 3:50 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidWhy is Ariodante the only one who has threads created in his honor? I'm so jealous. icon_neutral.gif

    Because even though he's hot and quick-witted he seems attainable because he's sexily damaged and flirts with anybody. What's not to like?
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    Jun 16, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
    Coach_Mike said
    ConQuest saidCoach Mike is also on that list.


    Thanks but no I'm not. I'm talking about the guys who are half objects of desire and half intimidating as hell....Ariodante, Spiritreaver, Steeler, Cash, two or three others....you know the guys I'm talking about.


    How I ever made this list is beyond Me.

    Spiritreaver is an exception. Yeah - He's beautiful...but He is even MORE decent...and kind and genuinely nice... WE should all hope to be more like Him. He sets the example...'nuff said???

    Blahablahblah ARIODANTE blahblahblah is a GOD blahblahblahblah.


    And ARIODANTE IS a GOD...make NO mistakes.....

    Coach_Mike is responsible for more wet dreams than He even realizes!!!!!

    Funny part Boys -- is WE all seem to think EVERYone ELSE is waaaaay more HOT than we are....so we all stay in the shadows cuz we we don't think we measure up...


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    Jun 16, 2012 4:16 AM GMT
    Cash said
    Coach_Mike is responsible for more wet dreams than He even realizes!!!!!



    I consistently subpoena him for an immediate spill cleanup in aisle MY PANTS but to no avail D:
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    Jun 16, 2012 4:23 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Cash said
    Coach_Mike is responsible for more wet dreams than He even realizes!!!!!



    I consistently subpoena him for a immediate spill cleanup in aisle MY PANTS but to no avail D:


    heyHeyHEY!!!!

    I am NOT falling for that line AGAIN!!!!

    I show up with the mop and the paper towels and there YOU are with yer singlet down around yer ankles and and a tub of Crisco and the next thing ya know I am SOOOO red in the face!!!!!

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    Jun 16, 2012 4:31 AM GMT
    Cash said
    I show up with the mop and the paper towels and there YOU are with yer singlet down around yer ankles and and a tub of Crisco and the next thing ya know I am SOOOO red in the face!!!!!

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    And with GOOD reason. WHERE is the 409 cleaner?? I ain't paying $2.67 an hour for these irresponsible slip ups!
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    Jun 16, 2012 4:36 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Cash said
    I show up with the mop and the paper towels and there YOU are with yer singlet down around yer ankles and and a tub of Crisco and the next thing ya know I am SOOOO red in the face!!!!!

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    And with GOOD reason. WHERE is the 409 cleaner?? I ain't paying $2.67 an hour for these irresponsible slip ups!


    I work SO hard and NO one appreciates it!!!!!

    *places hands on hips and taps foot while holding back tears and turning up nose at over-head lights*
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    Jun 16, 2012 4:41 AM GMT
    Cash said
    I work SO hard and NO one appreciates it!!!!!

    *places hands on hips and taps foot while holding back tears and turning up nose at over-head lights*


    Do it on your lunch break sweetheart. You shoulda known big city life wasn't gun be no walk in the park when you left the family farm in North Dakota. Some booger nosed brat broke a jar of Smuckers on aisle 4, get on your knees and clean it up darlin, and don't mind me as I stare at your pointed ass while I shamelessly rub my perverted mustached old man store manager parts.
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    Jun 16, 2012 4:51 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Cash said
    I work SO hard and NO one appreciates it!!!!!

    *places hands on hips and taps foot while holding back tears and turning up nose at over-head lights*


    Do it on your lunch break sweetheart. You shoulda known big city life wasn't gun be no walk in the park when you left the family farm in North Dakota. Some booger nosed brat broke a jar of Smuckers on aisle 4, get on your knees and clean it up darlin, and don't mind me as I stare at your pointed ass while I shamelessly rub my perverted mustached old man store manager parts.


    fine.

    just give Me a minute to slip on My spandex shorts and tie the bandana around My neck.

    I get some free Hamburger-Helper for this ....right???
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    Jun 16, 2012 4:57 AM GMT
    Cash said
    fine.

    just give Me a minute to slip on My spandex shorts and tie the bandana around My neck.

    I get some free Hamburger-Helper for this ....right???


    Oh you're gettin' a big load of 'hamburger helper' alright, darlin.


    The penis kind.
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    Jun 16, 2012 4:59 AM GMT
    Is this the new social thread? icon_confused.gif
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    Jun 16, 2012 5:01 AM GMT
    unfounded7 saidIs this the new social thread? icon_confused.gif


    I'm giving lap rides. Hop on.
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    Jun 16, 2012 5:03 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Cash said
    fine.

    just give Me a minute to slip on My spandex shorts and tie the bandana around My neck.

    I get some free Hamburger-Helper for this ....right???


    Oh you're gettin' a big load of 'hamburger helper' alright, darlin.


    The penis kind.


    there's no hamburger at ALL in that is there??!!?!?!?

    *slips off spandex shorts and gets on knees while looking wistfully over shoulder*
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    Jun 16, 2012 5:21 AM GMT
    unfounded7 saidIs this the new social thread? icon_confused.gif


    Sounds like the sexual frustration thread. icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 16, 2012 5:44 AM GMT
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    unfounded7 saidIs this the new social thread? icon_confused.gif


    Sounds like the sexual frustration thread. icon_razz.gif


    Right! Sounds like to OP is all about Ariodante's big dildo!
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    Jun 16, 2012 5:49 AM GMT
    unfounded7 said
    showme said
    unfounded7 saidIs this the new social thread? icon_confused.gif


    Sounds like the sexual frustration thread. icon_razz.gif


    Right! Sounds like to OP is all about Ariodante's big dildo!


    Ariodante's dildo is INCREDIBLY huge.

    It's sorta embarrassing.

    Don't know HOW he does it.

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