Do you want to look at some of them and snap your fingers to make them gyrate at your command like some sort of great and terrible god-king? Are you also cool with being a credulous, eager tool of a cynical marketing campaign designed to shill face cream by appealing to your sexual frustration and/or baser erotic curiosities?

WELL THEN CLICK HERE, MY FRIEND. And let the butts wash over you like healing waters.

Thanks, Jezebel. Seriously best thing I've seen in a while.