What's one thing you'd LIKE to see in a gay bar?

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    Jul 10, 2012 4:02 AM GMT
    meninlove said
    Oh yes, wishing is awful work. icon_lol.gif Just make one already.

    ...and showme? It doubles as a spankin' rod. If I twitch my nose it becomes a paddle. Now make a wish, unless you wanted world peace and lean muscle gain in a gay bar.

    LOokin like the beginnings of a awful plot twist for the title character of this Disney Dream Wish Movie.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:03 AM GMT
    meninlove said
    Oh yes, wishing is awful work. icon_lol.gif Just make one already.

    ...and showme? It doubles as a spankin' rod. If I twitch my nose it becomes a paddle. Now make a wish, unless you wanted world peace and lean muscle gain in a gay bar.



    That is what I wanted. I don't care where it is, gay ar is cool. We can pay with the spanking rod too.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
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    meninlove said
    Oh yes, wishing is awful work. icon_lol.gif Just make one already.

    ...and showme? It doubles as a spankin' rod. If I twitch my nose it becomes a paddle. Now make a wish, unless you wanted world peace and lean muscle gain in a gay bar.



    That is what I wanted. I don't care where it is, gay ar is cool. We can pay with the spanking rod too.


    I see, so perhaps complimentary paddles at the coat check?

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    Jul 10, 2012 4:06 AM GMT
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    meninlove said
    Oh yes, wishing is awful work. icon_lol.gif Just make one already.

    ...and showme? It doubles as a spankin' rod. If I twitch my nose it becomes a paddle. Now make a wish, unless you wanted world peace and lean muscle gain in a gay bar.

    LOokin like the beginnings of a awful plot twist for the title character of this Disney Dream Wish Movie.


    ...or merely a Fairy godfather's transformation into Marvin Poppins, Mary's gay cousin w/attitude. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
    OK I finally realized what I'd like to see besides that dance machine. A hot black guy in drag who is too masculine.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
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    showme said
    meninlove said
    Oh yes, wishing is awful work. icon_lol.gif Just make one already.

    ...and showme? It doubles as a spankin' rod. If I twitch my nose it becomes a paddle. Now make a wish, unless you wanted world peace and lean muscle gain in a gay bar.



    That is what I wanted. I don't care where it is, gay ar is cool. We can pay with the spanking rod too.


    I see, so perhaps complimentary paddles at the coat check?



    I think went to that bar in Berlin once.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:11 AM GMT
    I wish for a man who:

    - melts my heart with his smile
    - makes me laugh, even when I feel down
    - is handsome, in a guy-next-door kinda way
    - loves me for who I am, but encourages me to improve myself
    - has eyes that I can get lost in forever
    - ideally, knows how to cook (because I can't)
    - has a few interests in common with me so that we have something to talk about
    - has a few interests different than mine so that I have something new to try
    - puts up with my quirky sense of humor, strange music tastes, and complete lack of aesthetic sense

    Is this enough for you? Because I feel like I'm writing a dating profile.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:15 AM GMT
    meninlove said
    JR_RJ said
    meninlove said
    Oh yes, wishing is awful work. icon_lol.gif Just make one already.

    ...and showme? It doubles as a spankin' rod. If I twitch my nose it becomes a paddle. Now make a wish, unless you wanted world peace and lean muscle gain in a gay bar.

    LOokin like the beginnings of a awful plot twist for the title character of this Disney Dream Wish Movie.


    ...or merely a Fairy godfather's transformation into Marvin Poppins, Mary's gay cousin w/attitude. icon_wink.gif
    POIDH!
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:16 AM GMT
    I want to see a guy with reasonable standards for himself and the guys he intends to meet. Then I'd like to either enjoy him for the night, or set up date the same week. icon_redface.gif
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:18 AM GMT
    A unicorn. Really, I'd love to see one... Might as well be in a bar.

    Besides, a lot of pix on teh interwebz show that they extrude rainbows from their ass. I think they'd be more comfortable there.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:19 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidI wish for a man who:

    - melts my heart with his smile
    - makes me laugh, even when I feel down
    - is handsome, in a guy-next-door kinda way
    - loves me for who I am, but encourages me to improve myself
    - has eyes that I can get lost in forever
    - ideally, knows how to cook (because I can't)
    - has a few interests in common with me so that we have something to talk about
    - has a few interests different than mine so that I have something new to try
    - puts up with my quirky sense of humor, strange music tastes, and complete lack of aesthetic sense

    Is this enough for you? Because I feel like I'm writing a dating profile.


    Much better *waves wand, which starts to sputter* Oh wait...

    *checks wand* Aha. You forgot shoe size.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:20 AM GMT
    meninlove saidMuch better *waves wand, which starts to sputter* Oh wait...

    *checks wand* Aha. You forgot shoe size.


    Size doesn't matter.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:20 AM GMT
    guyathome74 saidOK I finally realized what I'd like to see besides that dance machine. A hot black guy in drag who is too masculine.
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    That dude's not black though.

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    But he is crazy hot.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:21 AM GMT
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    DudeInNOVA saidI wish for a man who:

    - melts my heart with his smile
    - makes me laugh, even when I feel down
    - is handsome, in a guy-next-door kinda way
    - loves me for who I am, but encourages me to improve myself
    - has eyes that I can get lost in forever
    - ideally, knows how to cook (because I can't)
    - has a few interests in common with me so that we have something to talk about
    - has a few interests different than mine so that I have something new to try
    - puts up with my quirky sense of humor, strange music tastes, and complete lack of aesthetic sense

    Is this enough for you? Because I feel like I'm writing a dating profile.


    Much better *waves wand, which starts to sputter* Oh wait...

    *checks wand* Aha. You forgot shoe size.


    Not only shoe size. icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:23 AM GMT


    Well, while we wait for shoe size,

    *rubs lamp for JR and Intensity*

    One average great guy and one unicorn coming up.

    *opens can of rainbow beans for unicorn, as in beans beans the magic fruit*
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:24 AM GMT


    *looks back over entire topic*

    Wow, that was a lot of lamp rubbing. My hand hasn't felt this way since I was single. icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:24 AM GMT
    Geez! I'm having to do so much work here. I'm beginning to think it's all a big scam.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:29 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidGeez! I'm having to do so much work here. I'm beginning to think it's all a big scam.


    Now now, cynicism kills wishes. We're wishing not shopping. icon_wink.gif

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    Jul 10, 2012 4:30 AM GMT
    meninlove saidNow now, cynicism kills wishes. We're wishing not shopping. icon_wink.gif


    But you're making me choose a shoe size even though I don't care about that. I think this is all an evil plot to make me think I'll never find someone.

    #ForeverAlone

    #EvilFairyGodfather
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:32 AM GMT


    These Fairy godfathers are signing out for the night, so we'll make another ourselves.

    A gambling table in the bar with a rather charming instructress to show everyone the fine art of winning. icon_wink.gif

    Let's see, she'll be gay and have a girlfriend and her name will start with a V!

    ..and there's only one person on this topic who knows who we mean. icon_wink.gif

    *vanishes in a flash of light*

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    Jul 10, 2012 4:43 AM GMT
    Everyone dancing in blacklights wearing neon colors and moon shoes. icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif

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    Jul 10, 2012 4:47 AM GMT
    I think I've proposed this before: Inverse cover charge/coat check fees.

    Check your coat: cover $5
    Also Check your shirt: cover $0
    Also Check your pants: cover $0, first drink free.*




    *if you've washed your undies
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:51 AM GMT
    nice, handsome, non-pretentious guys having a great time. That's rare to see.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:52 AM GMT
    some real men.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:52 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidI think I've proposed this before: Inverse cover charge/coat check fees.

    Check your coat: cover $5
    Also Check your shirt: cover $0
    Also Check your pants: cover $0, first drink free.*




    *if you've washed your undies


    What more free things do I get for being naked =o?