Adonis_001 saidThen a super crazy ninja came in and k.o Mike. The ninja took him back to his lair to began to tell him about his undiscovered destiny as the worlds first superhero. There were more people like mike but he had to find them first. The only thing the ninja couldn't do was tell him what his power was. So Mike set off to discover his power and unlock its potential. He could only return to the lair when he figured out what his power was.
After wandering the earth in search of answers, Mike had established a long list of unsatisfied lovers. not because of his lack of skill in the bed, but because of his attention deficit disorder. It seemed Mike's stunning appearance turned men on wherever he went, but once in the throws of passion, mike would get bored and leave his lovers begging for more.
Fully aware of his power, Mike returned to the Ninja's Lair. He said "Ninja Master, I have discovered that I have the power to turn penises into rock with my sensual stare." Staring into Mike's eyes, the ninja said, "Finally. Now you shall be satisfied" and with that, the ninja dropped his cloak and revealed that his own flesh-saber had been turned to stone. He waved it in Mikes face and said "This shall bring you joy!"
As if to capitalize on his ability to tease the cock, Mike gave the Ninja's tumescence a little flick with his tongue and nothing more. He stood up, turned around, then smacked his own ass and said; "No! You can't hava da Mango." Then Mike left the Ninja naked in his lair. The ninja muttered under his breath "Get your fat ass back here," which made no sense because Mike's ass was rather firm and muscular, but the ninja took any opportunity to make a Family Guy reference. Alas, it was too late. Mike was already gone and the Ninja wanted to get off. And from that day forward, Mike was known for his superpower as "THE BLUE BALLER"