Aug 28, 2012 5:14 AM GMT
Viagra?
MuchMoreThanMuscle said
Hey I remember you referring to yourself as "Visual Viagra" in the past. Maybe you should just show up and help Brandon out by gracing his place of employment with your presence.
Claystation said
If I did that there would be boners everywhere, do want that? Do you want a boner epidemic to break out?
Ariodante said
Better than that outbreak you caused which doctors dubbed as a brand new strain that somehow originated in youClaytitis is so damn itchy!!!
MuchMoreThanMuscle said
That settles it. You should be the stripper instead.
Bitchuz, get ready.
Clay's gonna strap on his lucite heals and work the pole for ya while he strips!
Claystation said Wait til it goes through its full Claymonification, you wont know what to do with all that euphoric bliss
Ariodante said
what do I do with the yellow oozey stuff in the meantime
MikemikeMike saiddamn how small are you when you're not hard?? If you have a great bod/ass u should do fine. Hit the gym more!!!! Wear a clear cock ring they all do so I have been told. Better yet get one of the other guys to be your fluffer back stage.
northoz saidIceblink saidAriodante saidjmusmc85 saidWell. This is a new forum topic.
I know right!
On topic I once saw this backstage video of male strippers and they were all jacking furiously but couldn't get it up, so they had to use cock pumps then basically tourniquet their dicks so the blood would stay in them and they'd keep their erection. Let's just say I was looking for some jackoff porn and this depressing video wasn't it.
So the answer to the OP's problem is a rubber band?
Rubber bands are often the answer to many of life's little challenges
Brando saidMy question is, what can I do? Has anyone else had this problem?
Pure said
- if you're not getting turned on by performing for a crowd perhaps stripping isn't for you? You should have an exhibitionist streak and get excited - if you need to touch yourself then do! Or let the crowd interact!
El_Crankodor saidTropicalMark saidOh the problems of : "Hey guys, my name is Brandon, I'm 23 and looking for some good looking friends."
'cause if anyone sees me hanging with guys who are maybe not super handsome or don't have six-packs, the hawt guys will put me in the loser zone'
Cash saidop:
Didn't you once aspire to being an actor / model?
Didn't your bio once say something like "if you can help me with my career please contact me?"
Now yer a stripper in Virginia????
Who is concerned about maintaining an erection???????
Isn't easier to just go directly to Crystal Meth and and make a home in a cardboard box under a bridge??????
STOP what yer doing and start again.
Yer doing it wrong.
showme said^ Lol, annoying troll is mad.
SweetBoy1223 saidCash saidop:
Didn't you once aspire to being an actor / model?
Didn't your bio once say something like "if you can help me with my career please contact me?"
Now yer a stripper in Virginia????
Who is concerned about maintaining an erection???????
Isn't easier to just go directly to Crystal Meth and and make a home in a cardboard box under a bridge??????
STOP what yer doing and start again.
Yer doing it wrong.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP