Aug 28, 2012 5:14 AM GMT
Viagra?
Just was hired as a stipper..
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Aug 28, 2012 5:17 AM GMTdamn how small are you when you're not hard?? If you have a great bod/ass u should do fine. Hit the gym more!!!! Wear a clear cock ring they all do so I have been told. Better yet get one of the other guys to be your fluffer back stage.
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Aug 28, 2012 5:42 AM GMTMuchMoreThanMuscle said
Hey I remember you referring to yourself as "Visual Viagra" in the past. Maybe you should just show up and help Brandon out by gracing his place of employment with your presence.
If I did that there would be boners everywhere, do want that? Do you want a boner epidemic to break out? -
Aug 28, 2012 5:45 AM GMTClaystation said
If I did that there would be boners everywhere, do want that? Do you want a boner epidemic to break out?
Better than that outbreak you caused which doctors dubbed as a brand new strain that somehow originated in you
Claytitis is so damn itchy!!!
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Aug 28, 2012 5:51 AM GMTAriodante said
Better than that outbreak you caused which doctors dubbed as a brand new strain that somehow originated in you Claytitis is so damn itchy!!!
Psh thats just the incubation period. Wait til it goes through its full Claymonification, you wont know what to do with all that euphoric bliss -
Aug 28, 2012 6:01 AM GMTMuchMoreThanMuscle said
That settles it. You should be the stripper instead.
Bitchuz, get ready.
Clay's gonna strap on his lucite heals and work the pole for ya while he strips!
I get all my tips and 10% of the door cover. Hey, thats my fee if
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Aug 28, 2012 6:06 AM GMTClaystation said Wait til it goes through its full Claymonification, you wont know what to do with all that euphoric bliss
what do I do with the yellow oozey stuff in the meantime
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Aug 28, 2012 6:08 AM GMTAriodante said
what do I do with the yellow oozey stuff in the meantime
............I dunno, whatever you want I guess -
Aug 28, 2012 12:55 PM GMTit seems that being a stipper isn't your biggest concern... i'd switch to go-go -
Aug 28, 2012 1:09 PM GMTmaybe some onstage interaction with one of the other strippers. don't know if that's allowed like it is in canada, but it seems to get the guys in the zone there. -
Aug 28, 2012 1:11 PM GMTMikemikeMike saiddamn how small are you when you're not hard?? If you have a great bod/ass u should do fine. Hit the gym more!!!! Wear a clear cock ring they all do so I have been told. Better yet get one of the other guys to be your fluffer back stage.
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING -
Aug 28, 2012 1:19 PM GMTGo see Magic Mike. -
Aug 28, 2012 1:19 PM GMTnorthoz said
Iceblink said
Ariodante said
jmusmc85 saidWell. This is a new forum topic.
I know right!
On topic I once saw this backstage video of male strippers and they were all jacking furiously but couldn't get it up, so they had to use cock pumps then basically tourniquet their dicks so the blood would stay in them and they'd keep their erection. Let's just say I was looking for some jackoff porn and this depressing video wasn't it.
So the answer to the OP's problem is a rubber band?
Rubber bands are often the answer to many of life's little challenges
And Duct Tape!!! -
Aug 28, 2012 1:28 PM GMTWell The pill solution isn't the best, but it might help you through the first few sessions. Make sure you follow instructions.. eat and be hydrated before you take the pill... also I'd seek out advice from other strippers (not connected with yoru employer) and ask them their take on it.
Also evaluate how much you want to be a stripper... what bothers you (if it does) and what flips your switch. I think you really have to enjoy it and needs to be conveyed in the art of stripping..
This may not be that unusual and you may just need a little time. -
Aug 28, 2012 1:28 PM GMTLots of things you should try:
- take ZMA, Tribulus Terrestris and L-arginine tablets daily
- pop a Viagra or similar about half an hour before you're due on and have some hot porn on standby on your iPhone
- invest in some good quality stretchy silicone cock rings and put them on when you do have an erection
- if you're not getting turned on by performing for a crowd perhaps stripping isn't for you? You should have an exhibitionist streak and get excited - if you need to touch yourself then do! Or let the crowd interact!
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Aug 28, 2012 1:46 PM GMTtoo bad about the erection problems when dancing, but if it helps you be at ease any, I can't get hard when dancing either, my fight or flight instincts kick in, and in flight mode it's more about survival (erections do not help with that). as others have stated if you can arrange something with any of the others backstage, then that "could" help you. Something more important is wanting to be there. The audience will know. -
Aug 28, 2012 3:13 PM GMTBrando saidMy question is, what can I do? Has anyone else had this problem?
Are you stripping naked, or just need to fill out a thong? Ask the other strippers what works best inside a pouch, looking the most natural. Some underwear have tailored pouches with built-in C-rings that can make most guys' stuff look huge. We have stores that sell them right here in Wilton Manors, but for you check online.
I have read, and been told by guys who were ex-strippers (so only anecdotal stories), that some of them take ED prescription drugs like Viagra & Cialis. Read online about their different properties. Non-prescription concoctions from porn stores or mail order will probably not do much good.
I don't know if drugs are a healthy choice for young men exerting themselves on stage or cage, though I suppose many bedroom activities are just as strenuous. I would advise against drinking alcohol and taking other drugs when on a prescription ED drug, though, without a doctor's OK.
Consult a doctor and see, perhaps one who's gay or who has a practice with many gay patients. You may have to check with several before you find one who'll prescribe for you, since you don't have a genuine medical reason for taking them, just a cosmetic one.
Not to recommend any particular store, but here's an example of a C-ring thong. Just Google C-ring thong.
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Aug 28, 2012 3:35 PM GMTPure said
- if you're not getting turned on by performing for a crowd perhaps stripping isn't for you? You should have an exhibitionist streak and get excited - if you need to touch yourself then do! Or let the crowd interact!
I second this. If you're not turned on by being seen naked then stripping will always be a tough challenge. I'd try tapping into things that turn you on.
If there is any kind of undergear that turns you on, wear that. If you're more of a bottom, try a thong that pushes against your nether regions. If you're more of a top, wear something that makes you more aware of your junk.
I'd also suggest watching less porn, and digging to find out what really turns you on, because you need to go there mentally when you're working. That active fantasy life will give you things you can just think about that'll give you wood.
Another technique is to find one guy in the crowd that you find somewhat attractive, and focus on turning him on. It's a lot easier mentally to focus on turning one guy on, then feeling like you need to turn everyone on. It can also give you something to fantasize about while on stage. If it's a straight strip club then I hope you have a bi streak. Regardless remember that women love the cock and they want it bad, it's why they're there. Bring out your cocky side and give em what they want ;)
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Aug 28, 2012 3:49 PM GMTEl_Crankodor said
TropicalMark saidOh the problems of : "Hey guys, my name is Brandon, I'm 23 and looking for some good looking friends."
'cause if anyone sees me hanging with guys who are maybe not super handsome or don't have six-packs, the hawt guys will put me in the loser zone'
I do this all the time... actually, preferably... thank gawd I never became a stripper/GoGo Boy in Tucson! That'd been a waste to my social life! -
Aug 28, 2012 4:07 PM GMTop:
Didn't you once aspire to being an actor / model?
Didn't your bio once say something like "if you can help me with my career please contact me?"
Now yer a stripper in Virginia????
Who is concerned about maintaining an erection???????
Isn't easier to just go directly to Crystal Meth and and make a home in a cardboard box under a bridge??????
STOP what yer doing and start again.
Yer doing it wrong. -
Aug 28, 2012 4:12 PM GMTCash saidop:
Didn't you once aspire to being an actor / model?
Didn't your bio once say something like "if you can help me with my career please contact me?"
Now yer a stripper in Virginia????
Who is concerned about maintaining an erection???????
Isn't easier to just go directly to Crystal Meth and and make a home in a cardboard box under a bridge??????
STOP what yer doing and start again.
Yer doing it wrong.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP -
Aug 28, 2012 4:13 PM GMT^ Lol, annoying troll is mad. -
Aug 28, 2012 4:15 PM GMTshowme said^ Lol, annoying troll is mad.
you're just a sex object you are not to speak -
Aug 28, 2012 4:15 PM GMTsmiling bob recommends extenz! -
Aug 28, 2012 4:20 PM GMTSweetBoy1223 said
Cash saidop:
Didn't you once aspire to being an actor / model?
Didn't your bio once say something like "if you can help me with my career please contact me?"
Now yer a stripper in Virginia????
Who is concerned about maintaining an erection???????
Isn't easier to just go directly to Crystal Meth and and make a home in a cardboard box under a bridge??????
STOP what yer doing and start again.
Yer doing it wrong.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Speaking of Crystal Meth heads who live in a cardboard box under a bridge....
nice bio "dude"
the Vid is really a-list.
