Just was hired as a stipper..

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    Aug 28, 2012 4:24 PM GMT
    @ Cash

    Glup si i bolestan čovek.
    Što se tiče droge ja je nikad nisam probao niti imam želju da je probam. A ti sebi samo teši i seri i dalje i drkaj na ljudsku patnju. icon_wink.gif


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    Aug 28, 2012 4:28 PM GMT
    Cash saidop:

    Didn't you once aspire to being an actor / model?

    Didn't your bio once say something like "if you can help me with my career please contact me?"

    Now yer a stripper in Virginia????
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    Cash has a better memory than most of us - but now that he brings it up, I do remember reading something like that in your profile. If you ever want to be in legitimate films, you don't ever want to have your photo taken nude (and for the moment contemplate all those cellphone cameras snapping pics of you onstage - cause you are hot.) With the internet the way it is, you would never get a film job if the CD is looking for a real actor. There is a very famous actor/director who has spent a fortune buying up all the copies of a soft core porn video he did in his starving (and beautiful) youth, before there was any internet distribution. He had the fortune, and he was already immensely famous. Besides Rupert Everett, I haven't heard of anyone else who has been able to do any acting after having done any X-rated photo shoots - and depsite that he is a good actor, he has spent years trying to get good work.
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    Aug 28, 2012 4:29 PM GMT
    SweetBoy1223 said@ Cash

    Glup si i bolestan čovek.
    Što se tiče droge ja je nikad nisam probao niti imam želju da je probam. A ti sebi samo teši i seri i dalje i drkaj na ljudsku patnju. icon_wink.gif


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    Speaking of Crystal Meth heads who live in a cardboard box under a bridge....


    nice bio "dude"


    the Vid is really a-list.
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    Aug 28, 2012 4:41 PM GMT
    maybe u could get drunk before u go on stage?? A little liquid courage, ya know.
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    Aug 28, 2012 4:42 PM GMT
    So sad. I always imagined backstage fluffers icon_sad.gif
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    Aug 28, 2012 4:50 PM GMT
    How times have changed. I remember a club in Florida back in the 90s that made it a point to let dancers know erections on stage or while interacting with customers were frowned upon. Owner didn't want any problem with law enforcement claiming lewd and lascivious acts occurred there.
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    Aug 28, 2012 4:50 PM GMT
    A bud who's a physician told me it's not a good idea to play w/ED drugs when you don't need them because when it comes time (age related or diabetes) to use them for what they were intended (getting hard for sex) they wont work. You'd have to convert to total bottom.

    Usually young guys who take these drugs end up w/angry hardons. I'd agree this job aint for you bud. My $0.02 for what it's worth.
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    Aug 28, 2012 5:09 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    If you're only doing it for money...the old farts giving you money will realize you're not happy with your work.


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    Aug 28, 2012 6:39 PM GMT
    turbobilly said
    paulflexes said
    If you're only doing it for money...the old farts giving you money will realize you're not happy with your work.


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    Aug 28, 2012 6:59 PM GMT
    Kev1962 saidA bud who's a physician told me it's not a good idea to play w/ED drugs when you don't need them because when it comes time (age related or diabetes) to use them for what they were intended (getting hard for sex) they wont work. You'd have to convert to total bottom.

    Usually young guys who take these drugs end up w/angry hardons. I'd agree this job aint for you bud. My $0.02 for what it's worth.


    I believe there are studies showing that they do not lose efficacy over time. You may get psychologically used to their effect, but if helps you get a boner it will probably always help you to get a boner, unless the underlying problem gets worse.
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    Aug 28, 2012 7:13 PM GMT
    I wouldn't think taking boner pills on any kind of regular basis at 23 years of age is a good idea.
    No matter what the medication is for - there are always side effects. If you don't need 'em - don't take 'em.
    And, why do strippers have to have erections? I've only been to one place where the dancers got on stage hard, and their erections didn't always last through the "preformance."
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    Aug 28, 2012 7:15 PM GMT
    Cash saidop:

    Didn't you once aspire to being an actor / model?

    Didn't your bio once say something like "if you can help me with my career please contact me?"

    Now yer a stripper in Virginia????

    Who is concerned about maintaining an erection???????

    Isn't easier to just go directly to Crystal Meth and and make a home in a cardboard box under a bridge??????

    STOP what yer doing and start again.

    Yer doing it wrong.

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    Oh man. I have to admit I laughed a good bit at this.

    Seriously though, OP. This is a good point to reevaluate where life is taking you. Acting? How about this. Go to community college. Get an EMT certificate or something that will enable you to actually make money and lead a pleasant life.

    I mean really, you're not even in LA or New York or somewhere that offers a hope in Hell that you'll end up an actor. And even then you're taking long odds on that ever happening.

    I swear, what is with all the youth these days thinking they'll all be able to be NBA players, actors, musicians, etc.? Everyone wants to be on stage, and nobody expects to be in the audience. It's so painfully naive.
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    Aug 28, 2012 7:21 PM GMT
    turbobilly said
    northoz said
    Iceblink said
    Ariodante said
    jmusmc85 saidWell. This is a new forum topic.


    I know right!

    On topic I once saw this backstage video of male strippers and they were all jacking furiously but couldn't get it up, so they had to use cock pumps then basically tourniquet their dicks so the blood would stay in them and they'd keep their erection. Let's just say I was looking for some jackoff porn and this depressing video wasn't it.

    So the answer to the OP's problem is a rubber band?


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    And Duct Tape!!!


    And heavy duty plastic sheeting.
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    Aug 28, 2012 7:38 PM GMT
    And a BIG car trunk!!!

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    Aug 28, 2012 7:53 PM GMT
    El_Crankodor saidWhat does a stipper do, anyway? Stipulate? Pay stipends? Paint things in a stippled manner? What?


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    Aug 28, 2012 7:55 PM GMT
    Are you stripping to the buff? If not buy a toy and shove it in your jock. but won't work if you are allowing touching or giving peeks with every dollar stuffed down your jock. LOL

    Here is the link to a straight guy who go-go's at the gay bars in NYC. Ask him?

    http://www.facebook.com/geronimo.frias
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    Aug 28, 2012 8:01 PM GMT
    El_Crankodor saidWhat does a stipper do, anyway? Stipulate? Pay stipends? Paint things in a stippled manner? What?


    A stipper is someone who tips street performers.icon_wink.gif

    No Viagra needed.
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    Aug 28, 2012 8:02 PM GMT
    Wow! to get paid to rub my bulge on somebody and not get scolded! I love it! I think I found a new profession.

    Congrats by the way! Peace and good things!

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    Aug 28, 2012 8:06 PM GMT
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    Brando saidSo I just got a job as a stripper, so far Ive only worked two nights. Its not bad money, which I desperately need, however Im having the problem with stage fright.

    Im use to being on stage infront of people cause I act, but I cant get it up.
    we work 20 minute intervals, and when we arent dancing, Im in the back and can barely get hard. And If I do, I lose it within minutes when Im on stage.

    I got a cockring, which doesnt work when your limp, and I took a pill for the first time. (The lady at the sex shop said itll be in my system for 72 hours) I took iit45 mins before we opened, on an empty stomach, like your supposed to, and it didnt do anything for me until today at work.

    My question is, what can I do? Has anyone else had this problem?
    Your dick is obviously small as fuck. Otherwise there wouldn't be any pressure to get hard for dancing.

    Ditch the dancing job and follow what makes you happy. If you're only doing it for money, the money will run out (e.g. the old farts giving you money will realize you're not happy with your work).


    Hell i'd be unhappy too if some old fart was giving me money. If you need extra income, why not just join the guard? I'd say donate blood, but uh...Yeah....Not really an option I guess.

    Maybe you're just nervous about being judged by the crowd?
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    Aug 28, 2012 8:30 PM GMT
    El_Crankodor saidWhat does a stipper do, anyway? Stipulate? Pay stipends? Paint things in a stippled manner? What?


    holy fuck how did I not notice that glaring typo!
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    Aug 28, 2012 8:35 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    El_Crankodor saidWhat does a stipper do, anyway? Stipulate? Pay stipends? Paint things in a stippled manner? What?


    holy fuck how did I not notice that glaring typo!
    LMAO! Cause, he was stipping you!
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    Aug 28, 2012 8:40 PM GMT
    Dont worry bout having a boner while dancing. U are selling a fantasy, not a hardon. For example, I like to take the role of bad boy from the good side of the tracks. Men are drawn to the fantasy and the mystery that surrounds the fantasy along with physical appearance/attributes. Whether u are hard or not is negligible.

    Its about acting- which should fall into your strength.