Great Borowitz quotations

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    Aug 28, 2012 7:20 PM GMT

    The Republican National Committee issued a statement on Monday indicating that due to Hurricane Isaac, the War on Women would be postponed…

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    BorowitzReport Tonight, the task of making Mitt seem like a regular guy falls to a woman who had a horse in the Olympics. 13 minutes ago ·

    BorowitzReport If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born. #RNC2012 5 hours ago ·

    BorowitzReport If a tree falls in the woods it would still be a better candidate than Mitt Romney. 6 hours ago

    BorowitzReport RT @GOPConvention Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years. 7 hours ago

    BorowitzReport Half a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools and roads are in great shape or I'd be mad. yesterday

    BorowitzReport RT @GOPConvention Due to Hurricane Isaac, the War on Women has been postponed until Tuesday. yesterday

    BorowitzReport I wonder if Paul Ryan ever thought a hurricane would hit the @GOPConvention when he voted to cut disaster relief. 2 days ago

    BorowitzReport Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care were as easy to get as, say, a gun. 3 days ago

    BorowitzReport I fear that Paul Ryan's extremist views about rape & abortion will distract us from his extremist views about Social Security & Medicare.

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    Aug 28, 2012 11:23 PM GMT
    GOOD STUFF HERE !!! I hope our Conservaposse reads this !!!