Man Ingests 10 lbs of Bacon Rectally, Dies

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    Sep 28, 2012 11:49 AM GMT
    gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "porked to death". icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 28, 2012 12:05 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidYesterday there was a report about some kid who died from drinking alcohol with his ass.
    Today a report says a dude died from eating bacon with his ass.
    What's on the menu for tomorrow?


    And supposedly us gays are the ones that need a fixing?? At least we know how much we can handle ha
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    Sep 28, 2012 12:08 PM GMT
    Also if my Son told me he was gonna put 10lbs of bacon up his butt to make other people laugh I would have beat the living shit out of him.
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    Sep 28, 2012 12:10 PM GMT
    Having a dead animal molest you is not humorous. I find it disturbing that the article was making him out to be some sort of web hero who left a legacy. Our world is doomed. Bring on the damn zombies, who cares if it's not December yet. icon_confused.gificon_rolleyes.gif
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    Sep 28, 2012 12:15 PM GMT
    Aren't we going into a bacon shortage...This is not the proper use for bacon now....

    The article says he had a big heart..he obviously had a big anus/rectum
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    Sep 28, 2012 12:22 PM GMT
    You know, I'm not entirely certain that a hipster can be killed by 10lbs of bacon up his ass..

    I propose a blind trial of 10,000 hipsters with varying doses of bacon from 1 lb through to 20 lbs to gauge at what point bacon becomes toxic.

    I think we should also consider trials to see if 10 lbs of chicken or beef (and to be sure, tofu bacon ) can induce the same reaction.

    What a jackass. Mr Darwin, thankyou!
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    Sep 28, 2012 12:25 PM GMT
    mocktwinkie saidThis screams tongue-in-cheek.

    No I think it was baccon-in-cheek
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    Sep 28, 2012 12:34 PM GMT
    More bacon strips! More bacon strips!.
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    Sep 28, 2012 12:35 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidYesterday there was a report about some kid who died from drinking alcohol with his ass.
    Today a report says a dude died from eating bacon with his ass.
    What's on the menu for tomorrow?


    Drinking with his ass... that reminds me of a discussion at work a few weeks ago.

    Apparently, I am getting old, but yet seriously naive. You all may know more about this, but teens are supposedly doing things like this to get drunk now so they can fool a breathalyzer.

    Girls are soaking tampons with vodka. Apparently it soaks in quickly and they can get drunk off of very little.

    I have also heard that people are actually pouring vodka into their eye sockets.

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    Sep 28, 2012 12:49 PM GMT
    I wonder if how the bacon was cooked had anything to do with it. Was it extra crispy? Or was it just raw bacon? Was is it still warm or was it cold? This article needs to go more in depth...
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    Sep 28, 2012 12:53 PM GMT
    I'm thinking the salty bacon would have sucked the moisture out of his colon and made him super constipated - he would have torn his ass out passing it if it didn't poison him first.
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    Sep 28, 2012 12:57 PM GMT
    RadRTT saidI wonder if how the bacon was cooked had anything to do with it. Was it extra crispy? Or was it just raw bacon? Was is it still warm or was it cold? This article needs to go more in depth...



    The bacon was said to be warm when it entered his body, but got cold within a few hours. icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 28, 2012 12:59 PM GMT
    I guess SOMEBODY has been watching too many episodes of "South Park"! It's just some food for thought...
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    Sep 28, 2012 1:03 PM GMT
    Like Icarus, he flew too close to the sun.
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    Sep 28, 2012 1:31 PM GMT
    Do you think that they saved the bacon..... just rinsed it off a little .... with the shortage and all.....icon_eek.gificon_eek.gif
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    Sep 28, 2012 2:13 PM GMT
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    RadRTT saidI wonder if how the bacon was cooked had anything to do with it. Was it extra crispy? Or was it just raw bacon? Was is it still warm or was it cold? This article needs to go more in depth...



    The bacon was said to be warm when it entered his body, but got cold within a few hours. icon_eek.gif


    I would feel since its in his colon, the bacon would still be warm...
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    Sep 28, 2012 2:20 PM GMT
    It's been smoked, so it's cooked. The bacteria probably was from the wall of his rectum that tore when he shoved the bacon up his arse and entered his bloodstream.

    What a waste of perfectly good bacon. Some people have no respect for food.
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    Sep 28, 2012 2:31 PM GMT
    The thread title sounds like a plot line to a really bad porno.
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    Sep 28, 2012 2:36 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidamateur icon_rolleyes.gif


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    Sep 28, 2012 2:38 PM GMT
    insider saidgives a whole new meaning to the phrase "porked to death". icon_wink.gif




    Or "Bringing home the bacon" icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 28, 2012 2:40 PM GMT
    msuNtx saidAlso if my Son told me he was gonna put 10lbs of bacon up his butt to make other people laugh I would have beat the living shit out of him.


    +1
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    Sep 28, 2012 2:59 PM GMT
    Of course it's a joke.
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    Sep 28, 2012 3:04 PM GMT
    can't tell if real or fake...just that stupid...icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 28, 2012 3:06 PM GMT
    TheBizMan saidSure this story is making fun of the kid who almost killed himself by drinking fuck tons of alcohol through his butthole.


    you just have to make sure it's "Bud Light" then it's ok
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    Sep 28, 2012 3:12 PM GMT
    Ok, in another post the author of the site says he made this story up! I was almost hoping it was true!

    Unlike the case of the social media intern who died after rectally ingesting bacon, which is a thing I made up one day, ...
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