Man Ingests 10 lbs of Bacon Rectally, Dies

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    Sep 29, 2012 3:30 PM GMT
    I cannot find the answer, in my old texts book...and when we were dissecting humans in class, that topic never came up...However, like thadjock said...the colon would be the last place to lose body temperature. The colon is a very compact place and especially if theres 10lbs of bacon stuffed up there, it would take longer for the temp to drop...so the question is, how long was he dead for before they found him?

    Also yes i know this article is a joke...
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    Sep 29, 2012 3:48 PM GMT
    RadRTT saidAlso yes i know this article is a joke...

    At least you do. It's been mentioned several times in this thread, but people keep answering as if it were an actual news story. I guess the creators of the article really did succeed.
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    Sep 29, 2012 3:50 PM GMT
    Really???? WTF.... so anally retentive icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Sep 29, 2012 3:55 PM GMT
    Iceblink said
    RadRTT saidAlso yes i know this article is a joke...

    At least you do. It's been mentioned several times in this thread, but people keep answering as if it were an actual news story. I guess the creators of the article really did succeed.


    some people aren't good at recognizing satire
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    Sep 29, 2012 3:58 PM GMT
    Probably sat on it accidentally icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Sep 29, 2012 4:08 PM GMT
    Looks like someone went H.A.M. (Hard As-uh Motha-fucka) icon_razz.gif
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    Oct 03, 2012 11:20 AM GMT
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    Oct 08, 2012 1:20 AM GMT
    It was fake cause the story said he was from Brunswick, NJ. There is a New Brunswick, NJ not a Brunswick.
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    Oct 08, 2012 1:30 AM GMT
    NJDewd saidIt was fake cause the story said he was from Brunswick, NJ. There is a New Brunswick, NJ not a Brunswick.


    Thats what makes this story untrue ahahaha j/k icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 08, 2012 1:34 AM GMT
    yourname2000 saidAt first, I questioned whether this could be true....

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    ....But then I saw it was a hipster, so now I don't care.

    Meh. Waste of bacon though. icon_neutral.gif


    A hipster from New Jersey too.
    What a horrible way to go.