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    Oct 02, 2012 1:21 AM GMT
    Well, yeah. But shaved pubes and tats just don't ring out "Tomorrow". Naked Boys Singing maybe. But the effort could earn you your own bucket and mop on "It's a Hard Knock Life", but keep the skirt on, please.
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:23 AM GMT
    I don't know what D&G is but good luck.
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:25 AM GMT


    Just take Zoolander's advice...
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:25 AM GMT
    prancer saidWell, yeah. But shaved pubes and tats just don't ring out "Tomorrow". Naked Boys Singing maybe. But the effort could earn you your own bucket and mop on "It's a Hard Knock Life", but keep the skirt on, please.



    Oh shit....I thought I was auditioning for Annie, not the Diary of Anne Frank..eeek!!! No wonder he kept telling me * in thick German accent * "Why you smile???"
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:31 AM GMT
    Well really, I think it was Annie Get Your Gun you auditioned for and no saw a gun. You do realize you were supposed to bring your own right? And leg shaving would've helped too. Though if it was Diary, then maybe you needed more leg hair and less tan. I don't know. I just think you should send me $250 and I will work it out on my own.
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:40 AM GMT
    prancer saidWell really, I think it was Annie Get Your Gun you auditioned for and no saw a gun. You do realize you were supposed to bring your own right? And leg shaving would've helped too. Though if it was Diary, then maybe you needed more leg hair and less tan. I don't know. I just think you should send me $250 and I will work it out on my own.


    Who can keep up with all these Annies?
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:46 AM GMT
    Really, it is the biographical life of one person with multiple personalities turned into lots of musicals. But does it really matter? Send me $250 and more nude pics and I'll call you for the next one. Oh yeah, don't look at Gawker, your Anne audition(s) are part of an expose on gay men being recruited for cute little girl auditions.
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:48 AM GMT
    msuNtx saidI don't know what D&G is but good luck.
    It's a clothing chain that is admired by "30 thousand dollar a year millionaires," and scoffed at by people with real money. icon_cool.gif
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:49 AM GMT
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    msuNtx saidI don't know what D&G is but good luck.
    It's a clothing chain that is admired by "30 thousand dollar a year millionaires," and scoffed at by people with real money. icon_cool.gif


    So it must be popular in Dallas. Guess I"m a bad gay icon_cry.gif
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:51 AM GMT
    msuNtx said
    paulflexes said
    msuNtx saidI don't know what D&G is but good luck.
    It's a clothing chain that is admired by "30 thousand dollar a year millionaires," and scoffed at by people with real money. icon_cool.gif


    So it must be popular in Dallas. Guess I"m a bad gay icon_cry.gif
    Dallas, Phoenix, Scottsdale, West Palm Beach, and Boca Raton...ya know...the places where people on shoestring budgets try to pretend they're rich. icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:52 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    msuNtx said
    paulflexes said
    msuNtx saidI don't know what D&G is but good luck.
    It's a clothing chain that is admired by "30 thousand dollar a year millionaires," and scoffed at by people with real money. icon_cool.gif


    So it must be popular in Dallas. Guess I"m a bad gay icon_cry.gif
    Dallas, Phoenix, Scottsdale, West Palm Beach, and Boca Raton...ya know...the places where people on shoestring budgets try to pretend they're rich. icon_wink.gif


    Glad I live in Houston icon_razz.gif

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    Oct 02, 2012 1:54 AM GMT
    msuNtx said
    paulflexes said
    msuNtx said
    paulflexes said
    msuNtx saidI don't know what D&G is but good luck.
    It's a clothing chain that is admired by "30 thousand dollar a year millionaires," and scoffed at by people with real money. icon_cool.gif


    So it must be popular in Dallas. Guess I"m a bad gay icon_cry.gif
    Dallas, Phoenix, Scottsdale, West Palm Beach, and Boca Raton...ya know...the places where people on shoestring budgets try to pretend they're rich. icon_wink.gif


    Glad I live in Houston icon_razz.gif

    For reals. At least the Houston folks know they ain't rich...except for a few oil owners. icon_razz.gif
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:54 AM GMT
    What if you just travel to those places to shop. Does that count as cheap gay trash too?
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:56 AM GMT
    prancer saidWhat if you just travel to those places to shop. Does that count as cheap gay trash too?
    Yes.
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    Oct 02, 2012 1:56 AM GMT
    Dear Swimmer8671,

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    Oct 02, 2012 2:02 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    prancer saidWhat if you just travel to those places to shop. Does that count as cheap gay trash too?
    Yes.


    Shit, busted again. Can I least claim travel?
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    Oct 02, 2012 2:09 AM GMT
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    Oct 02, 2012 2:12 AM GMT
    prancer said
    paulflexes said
    prancer saidWhat if you just travel to those places to shop. Does that count as cheap gay trash too?
    Yes.


    Shit, busted again. Can I least claim travel?
    Cheap gay trash travels.

    Important gays fly their own planes...while wearing shitty clothes from Wally World. icon_cool.gif
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    Oct 02, 2012 2:13 AM GMT
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    prancer said
    paulflexes said
    prancer saidWhat if you just travel to those places to shop. Does that count as cheap gay trash too?
    Yes.


    Shit, busted again. Can I least claim travel?
    Cheap gay trash travels.

    Important gays fly their own planes. icon_cool.gif


    Or fly Southwest of course, isn't that right Paul?
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    Oct 02, 2012 2:13 AM GMT
    msuNtx said
    paulflexes said
    prancer said
    paulflexes said
    prancer saidWhat if you just travel to those places to shop. Does that count as cheap gay trash too?
    Yes.


    Shit, busted again. Can I least claim travel?
    Cheap gay trash travels.

    Important gays fly their own planes. icon_cool.gif


    Or fly Southwest of course, isn't that right Paul?
    Check out my edit. icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 02, 2012 2:17 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    msuNtx said
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    prancer said
    paulflexes said
    prancer saidWhat if you just travel to those places to shop. Does that count as cheap gay trash too?
    Yes.


    Shit, busted again. Can I least claim travel?
    Cheap gay trash travels.

    Important gays fly their own planes. icon_cool.gif


    Or fly Southwest of course, isn't that right Paul?
    Check out my edit. icon_wink.gif


    Funny Mr.
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    Oct 02, 2012 2:20 AM GMT
    But I can't land my plane by a Wally World. Only Rv's allowed to be in the parking lot. I am banished to the trashy jet set k-mart joe boxer don't have your own runway gay model group. I tried so hard to produce a true not pretentious b-way show with jmusc too. Shamed. Oh yeah any one else want to be in a show. Send me $250 and pics!!!! (notice no comma's in the entire mess, yeeesh)
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    Oct 02, 2012 2:28 AM GMT
    $250 = my sincere ability to support my bad latte habit while looking for places to submit your naked photos online.

    (oh yeah, please use an Iphone so I can put them on GWIP's)
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    Oct 02, 2012 2:31 AM GMT
    prancer saidBut I can't land my plane by a Wally World.
    Wanna bet? I almost had an engine failure once while flying over one. The parking lot was empty enough to land safely if I had to. Seriously. icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 02, 2012 2:31 AM GMT
    Hmm, why does grammar always get in the way of this profession?