Funny page about Palin's hot son

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    Sep 04, 2008 5:05 PM GMT
    Who names their daughter Bristol?

    Is she a brush or something?
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    Sep 04, 2008 5:11 PM GMT
    Nah Id pass on her son I love gringos but they have to be cute, not just any will do. The baby daddy is hott, Id knock him up. icon_lol.gif

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    Sep 04, 2008 5:31 PM GMT
    Oh, yeah, I saw Jack McCain the other night. He's way too young for me, but I was having naughty thoughts.

    Watching the RNC is very frustrating, with all of the hot, uptight young men in suits.

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    Naughty thoughts.
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    Sep 04, 2008 5:37 PM GMT
    What do you get if you saw a Track in two?














































    A Half-Track!

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    Sep 04, 2008 5:41 PM GMT
    i've heard a rumor that track palin joined the army only when he was forced out of high school for cutting the brake lines on school buses. i also heard he's been in trouble and was kicked off his hockey team for sodomizing another player with his hockey stick...

    any alaskans on here, or rj's from the wasila area who can comment on this?
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    Sep 04, 2008 5:57 PM GMT
    " What do you get if you saw a Track in two?

    A Half-Track!"

    Is that anything like getting an upper and lower GI?


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    Sep 04, 2008 6:09 PM GMT
    I heard old Track sodomized a LOLCat with a toilet brush and posed for an amateur jack-off flick on one of those give-a-supposedly-straight-dickhead-a-hundred-bucks websites. I also heard his sis Bristol is named after paper because it resembles her personality and that she met her "boyfriend" turning tricks from an ad she placed on a truck-stop-bathroom-stall wall. I hear Piper drives a Subaru and is into black-powder hunting.

    Mayor Palin reminds me of Senator Ruth Martin from Silence of the Lambs (there are not photos on the Internets which makes me believe the RNC is hard at work)


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    Sep 04, 2008 6:17 PM GMT
    Hannibal Lecter: Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself?
    Senator Ruth Martin: What?
    Hannibal Lecter: Did you breast-feed her?
    Paul Krendler: Now wait a minute...
    Senator Ruth Martin: Yes, I did.
    Hannibal Lecter: Toughened your nipples, didn't it?
    Paul Krendler: You son of a bitch!
    Hannibal Lecter: Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?
    Senator Ruth Martin: Take this... *thing* back to Baltimore!
    Hannibal Lecter: Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!
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    Sep 04, 2008 6:24 PM GMT
    The following satire is from http://borowitzreport.com


    Levi Johnston’s Convention Diary

    Exclusive Blog from the Presumptive Vice Son-in-Law

    Dear Dude,

    There is some seriously WEIRD FUCKIN SHIT goin on up in here!!!

    So I get off the plane in Minnesota and the first thing I know some creepy old dude who smells like my grandma is gettin up in my grille. I am totally goin to give him a righteous beat-down and then I see it's that John McCain dude from TV who's always approvin his fuckin message.

    So I give him this look like, "Don't get in my face or I will SERIOUSLY fuck you up," and dude looks back at me like, "I've ate Viet Cong bigger than you for breakfast." So I like totally back off. Dude, if I'm gonna get fucked up no way am I gonna get fucked up by someone older than Larry King.

    Things go from weird to fuckin WEIRD AS ALL SHIT as I get like the totally evil eye from Bristol's old man Todd who looks like he wants to shove an oil pipeline up my fuckin ass. Shit, I said I'd marry her, what the fuck is wrong with you, dude??? Back off or I'll fuck you up.

    So I TOTALLY try to stay out of the way of Bristol's mom, who looks like she's gonna go medieval on my ass, like do me way worse than that trooper she got canned. For a minute I feel like I am TOTALLY GOING TO SHIT MYSELF, but than I think of thoughts to calm me down, like that time in middle school when I fucked that guy up who tried to fuck with me.

    Dude, the one thing I don't like understand at all is why Bristol's mom even WANTS to be fuckin vice-president and all. Right now, being Governor of Alaska and shit, she could totally invade Russia if she wanted to. It's that fuckin close.

    With all this crazy shit going on I didn't even like get a chance to talk to Bristol. I wanted to ask her how her summer was, shit like that, but every time I opened my mouth that McCain dude gave me another look like, "You say word one and I will rearrange your fuckin face you fuckin piece of hockey shit." So I don't say a fuckin thing.

    Gotta go now. One thing's for sure, dude - when this week is over I am totally getting wasted!!!!!

    Peace out,

    L to the J

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    Sep 04, 2008 6:30 PM GMT
    Musclebucket saidWho names their daughter Bristol?

    Is she a brush or something?


    Maybe she was conceived at a NASCAR race.
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    Sep 04, 2008 6:39 PM GMT
    [i've heard a rumor that track palin joined the army only when he was forced out of high school for cutting the brake lines on school buses. i also heard he's been in trouble and was kicked off his hockey team for sodomizing another player with his hockey stick...

    any alaskans on here, or rj's from the wasila area who can comment on this?][cite]dancerjack[/cite]



    [/quote]ell, technically, I think Palin named her daughter after Bristol Bay, the large inlet in the crook of the Aleutian Islands....Her other daughter Willow shares a name w/ a tiny, rural town on the main north-south highway in Alaska (The Parks Highway)

    As for Piper...well I got nothing. Ditto for the sons.

    And as for what reasons her son got into the Army for...I have no idea. Never heard anything about the hockey stick thing, but there was an incident where bus lines were cut a few years ago, however I believe that was in another town and not Wasilla.

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    Sep 04, 2008 6:41 PM GMT
    you guys are ruthless...love it!

    Exactly what I was thinking last night when the camera panned to him. I was like, good god.

    And and he had a GREAT double windsor going on. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 15, 2008 4:33 AM GMT
    Hunkitude knows no politics.
    And he's got the hottest buzz I've ever seen. Wish I coulda looked like that in high reg.

    I never heard of any guy called Track except as a nickname.

    Track's a sexy handle but I wish he was named Trick. icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 15, 2008 6:01 AM GMT
    The guy who played Buffalo Bill in the Silence of the Lambs is in The Monk.

    Had many a dirty dream about this guy. Mmm, something about a beefy guy with a 'stache makes me all.. stupid. icon_lol.gif Wouldn't mind snuggling up to that smile, either.

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