Real(Jock)Rules

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    Nov 26, 2012 12:46 AM GMT
    calibro said
    Caslon22000 saidNo one is allowed to communicate directly to Caslon until he reaches 1000 posts.

    amirite?

    ...or us that just so well understood that it doesn't have to be stated?


    how many until we can dirty talk?

    YOU can talk dirty immediately!
  • coolarmydude

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    Nov 26, 2012 12:50 AM GMT
    For every comment you post in the News/Politics threads, you have to post at least two in any other category.
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    Nov 26, 2012 12:54 AM GMT
    calibro saidif you take everything people say here seriously, then go sit on a kitchen knife

    and mean girls is the bible


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    Nov 26, 2012 1:34 AM GMT
    Don't buddy list anybody who you don't know.

    And, no, I won't unlock my private pics just because you unlocked yours.

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    Nov 26, 2012 2:00 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidDon't buddy list anybody who you don't know.

    And, no, I won't unlock my private pics just because you unlocked yours.




    DAMN!!!!!!

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    Nov 26, 2012 2:24 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidDon't buddy list anybody who you don't know.

    And, no, I won't unlock my private pics just because you unlocked yours.



    See I did that before and I was wondering why no one ever did it back lol
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    Nov 26, 2012 3:11 AM GMT
    Don't ask me to unlock my private pics when you have ZERO. Like you've already seen 30 different pics of me and you got the nerve to ask to see more when I can't even see your stupid face? icon_evil.gif
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    Nov 26, 2012 8:08 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidAt least his shirt matches his pool table, which is more than I can say about you! (Well, unless you have a flesh tone pool table I'm not aware of.)


    Incidentally, I have blue balls.
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    Nov 26, 2012 8:41 AM GMT
    1) CLEAN THE MIRROR before you take a picture in it!....what is that toothpaste, popped zits, cum, etc?

    2) Post pics that are CLEAR, SHARP, APPROPRIATE SIZE and WELL LIT! ....a dark shadow blur may be artsy, but hardly helps here.

    3) UNDERSTAND that YOU HAVE NO SAY in being HOT LISTED.... otherwise, don't bother with pics.

    4) In profiles, REFRAIN from terms of "LAID BACK", "DOWN TO EARTH", "NORMAL", "EASY GOING", "REGULAR", etc.....these meaningless buzzwords are sure signs of self-centered, high maintenance, drama queens....Just don't....icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 26, 2012 9:54 AM GMT
    I dont know but her Rules the way she says it! are very rightful and strong in my head and its applicable here On RJ icon_wink.gif


    At least I think I do! 9.gif
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    Nov 26, 2012 9:54 AM GMT
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    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidNo more whore sex for any of you.

    Except me, of course. icon_cool.gif
    FUCK YOU I JUST STARTED ENJOYING IT.


    Yes, the boy deserves an exemption. So I say as his "auntie". icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 26, 2012 9:55 AM GMT
    har19 saidI dont know but her Rules the way she says it! are very rightful and strong in my head and its applicable here On RJicon_wink.gif



    You always post such good music videos, Har!
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    Nov 26, 2012 1:15 PM GMT

    59.gif haaaha thanks T. icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 26, 2012 1:36 PM GMT
    Sporty_g said1) CLEAN THE MIRROR before you take a picture in it!....what is that toothpaste, popped zits, cum, etc?

    2) Post pics that are CLEAR, SHARP, APPROPRIATE SIZE and WELL LIT! ....a dark shadow blur may be artsy, but hardly helps here.

    3) UNDERSTAND that YOU HAVE NO SAY in being HOT LISTED.... otherwise, don't bother with pics.

    4) In profiles, REFRAIN from terms of "LAID BACK", "DOWN TO EARTH", "NORMAL", "EASY GOING", "REGULAR", etc.....these meaningless buzzwords are sure signs of self-centered, high maintenance, drama queens....Just don't....icon_razz.gif

    I like these.
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    Nov 26, 2012 2:17 PM GMT
    har19 saidicon_wink.gif


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    Words to the song change @ 0:26 "Rule Number Two, just don't get a tattoo across your chest if your chest isn't big enough to display it..."

    Sorry, no it doesn't rhyme or fit the song, but it had to be said!
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    Nov 27, 2012 12:07 AM GMT
    Aristoshark saidRule no. 1: You must talk dirty to the Shark.
    Rule no. 2: You must send n00dz to the Shark, unless you're gross and disgusting.
    Rule no. 3: See rules 1 and 2.


    i did that and the shark never replied, le sigh
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    Dec 08, 2012 8:40 AM GMT
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    Aristoshark saidRule no. 1: You must talk dirty to the Shark.
    Rule no. 2: You must send n00dz to the Shark, unless you're gross and disgusting.
    Rule no. 3: See rules 1 and 2.


    i did that and the shark never replied, le sigh


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    Dec 08, 2012 5:07 PM GMT

    How about:

    Write something in your profile! A sentence. A word. Anything to show you are more than the headless, albeit hot, body in the picture you put up.

    And when you do write something..typos are one thing..but serious spelling errors if English is your first language is another!

    We'd at least like to pretend the body we're ogling has a brain icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 08, 2012 5:13 PM GMT
    Rule number whatever

    The ignore button is there for a reason, fucking use it
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    Mar 16, 2013 11:20 AM GMT
    1) If you are as hot as the OP - you must never wear a shirt or post pics of you wearing a shirt.
    2) If you are as hot as the OP - you must post n00dz.
    3) If you are as hot as the OP - you must unlock n00dz for anyone who has quest in their screen name.
    4) In case you are wondering if this rule applies to you, the answer is yes.
  • coolarmydude

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    Mar 16, 2013 11:39 AM GMT
    No farting in the RJ threads!

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  • coolarmydude

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    Mar 16, 2013 11:42 AM GMT
    No Jaywalking!

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    BTW, that is Jay the elephant.
  • coolarmydude

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    Mar 16, 2013 11:45 AM GMT
    No fucking around! Always get to the point.

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  • coolarmydude

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    Mar 16, 2013 11:46 AM GMT
    Maintain gym etiquette!

    This would be a no-no:
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    Mar 16, 2013 11:47 AM GMT
    coolarmydude - the rules at the top of this page apply to you! icon_cool.gif

    (in before it flips to a new page... icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif )