Christmas MURDER!!!

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    Dec 03, 2012 3:03 AM GMT
    notadumbjock saidok, i'll admit it: i'm a chainsaw murderer, but think an ax would be pretty freakin' cool.


    Do you hunt for your victims in the woods? icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 03, 2012 3:04 AM GMT
    Funny, I was thinking the same thing when I saw a FSM on top of a Christmas tree.
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    Dec 03, 2012 3:09 AM GMT
    deltalimen saidChristmas is a set up. I was done celebrating it a long time ago.


    Very true! But hey Jack, food, drink and dancing is great around that time of year!
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    Dec 03, 2012 3:14 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    notadumbjock saidok, i'll admit it: i'm a chainsaw murderer, but think an ax would be pretty freakin' cool.
    Do you hunt for your victims in the woods? icon_lol.gif

    was soooo woody that felt woodsy, and popped a woodie.
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    Dec 03, 2012 3:31 AM GMT
    notadumbjock said
    GAMRican said
    notadumbjock saidok, i'll admit it: i'm a chainsaw murderer, but think an ax would be pretty freakin' cool.
    Do you hunt for your victims in the woods? icon_lol.gif

    was soooo woody that felt woodsy, and popped a woodie.


    They start young...

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    Dec 03, 2012 4:08 AM GMT
    Christmas Tree Marsh Restoration Project





    http://www.deq.louisiana.gov/portal/PROGRAMS/Recycling/IntheHome/ChristmasTreesProtectWetlands.aspx

    Voila! Cynicisms squashed. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 03, 2012 4:29 AM GMT
    coolarmydude saidChristmas Tree Marsh Restoration Project





    http://www.deq.louisiana.gov/portal/PROGRAMS/Recycling/IntheHome/ChristmasTreesProtectWetlands.aspx

    Voila! Cynicisms squashed. icon_rolleyes.gif


    OMG! icon_eek.gif

    It's Pluto's barge-of-death crossing the river Styx to a mass graveyard!!! icon_eek.gif


    What creature awaits???

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    Dec 25, 2012 11:55 PM GMT
    This afternoon, I saw Christmas tree on the sidewalk.
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    Dec 26, 2012 12:26 AM GMT
    Turin saidThis afternoon, I saw Christmas tree on the sidewalk.
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    Was it sober or falling down, drunk?
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    Dec 26, 2012 12:32 AM GMT
    Don't forget the summer ritual of amputation that happens every weekend. When the poor defenseless grass plants are sheared off by a large killing machine by family patriarchs in order to keep spiritual order in the the family. Barbaric and cruel!
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    Dec 26, 2012 12:56 AM GMT
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    Turin saidThis afternoon, I saw Christmas tree on the sidewalk.
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    Was it sober or falling down, drunk?


    icon_lol.gif It was across the street from Splash club. It was W17 street between 6 and 5 Aveicon_lol.gif
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    Dec 26, 2012 1:44 AM GMT
    We have a number of trees that were used as Christmas trees, planted in our yard.

    I much prefer to have a Pine tree in a pot used for the couple of weeks that I can plant in the back yard - although we have had a plastic tree the last couple of years..

    And the sentiment of those chistmases, when you look at all the baby trees growing up, boys, there's nothing better than looking at a big Pinus.

    ;)
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    Dec 26, 2012 2:01 AM GMT
    Like that pasta you had for dinner wasn't once a wheat that was hacked to death and then pulverized miserably in a mill until it turned into flour. The mixed with eggs and rolled and manipulated and then boiled alive until it was dead and el dante. Seriously.
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    Dec 26, 2012 2:01 AM GMT
    Christmas tree farms are a viable and eco friendly business. I'm surprised at some of the responses here.

    For example it take 8-14 years to grow a Christmas tree on a farm

    That means for the 2 acres each year that are harvested for trees each season there are at least 26 more acres just sitting there growing trees, cleaning the air, providing habitat for birds and other wildlife. When the 2 acres is cut down it is replanted to start the cycle over again.
    The majority of the trees that are done with over Christmas aren't burned, they're collected by municipalities and turned into mulch or wood chips for resale at garden centers.

    Where's the problem?
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    Dec 26, 2012 2:20 AM GMT
    Yeah, they're pretty and agri-farmed but Christmas trees are just something I never "got." Like a vegetarian might see meat for part of what it is - "dead animal flesh" - to me I see a pagan "fake, or dead tree leaking sap in someone's living room weighted down with stuff," like roadkill mounted in someone's den. Not that I didn't go all out the only two times in my life I did buy, decorate and atomize trees - they were one-of-a-kind and fabulous - but I just couldn't shake the feeling, and decorating and then throwing them out seemed like a lot more needless effort than arranging a bouquet.
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    Dec 26, 2012 3:34 AM GMT
    tuckers_kahuna saidDon't forget the summer ritual of amputation that happens every weekend. When the poor defenseless grass plants are sheared off by a large killing machine by family patriarchs in order to keep spiritual order in the the family. Barbaric and cruel!


    It is GORE in its' most base and raw form. And, people wax philosophical about the "pleasing aroma" of the freshly MAIMED lawn.

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    Dec 26, 2012 3:36 AM GMT
    Neight saidMy family's been recycling the same fake tree for years.


    My mother does this too.
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    Dec 27, 2012 1:54 PM GMT
    Can't be bothered with a tree either, live or plastic. The whole concept further serves my concept this is such a greedy, selfish time of year.

    However, I can understand all those who feel the expectation that Xmas is about receiving presents and must require a place to display this tradition of forced greed. Capitalism has consumed most of us.

    I don't find anything environmentally friendly about tree farms either. Once these trees are cut down they start releasing carbon into the atmosphere anyway. The three wise men probably did not realize giving frankincense and myrrh and wounding trees in the process was harmful but we know better.

    Have a cake, sing Happy Birthday Jesus, donate to a charity. You'll feel better about yourself in the morning. icon_smile.gif