The Perks of Being Gay :) .......

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    Dec 04, 2012 9:04 PM GMT
    C_Dezi saidcant get anyone pregnant, wont ever have to go through a divorce


    Well you might if gay marriage is legalized so will gay divorce, lol.
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    Dec 04, 2012 9:06 PM GMT
    C_Dezi saidcant get anyone pregnant, wont ever have to go through a divorce
    Now that gays are getting married, there will be lots of gay divorces also - but for the spectators the divorce fights will be bitchier. It's only a matter of time until scientists will make men able to carry babies. What will you say if your lover asks if you will be the pregnant one in the couple?
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    Dec 04, 2012 9:08 PM GMT
    not getting addicted to all the silly shows on main stream TV
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    Dec 04, 2012 9:11 PM GMT
    We know how to shop and dress well icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 04, 2012 9:16 PM GMT
    HikeSwimSkiSF said
    C_Dezi saidcant get anyone pregnant, wont ever have to go through a divorce
    Now that gays are getting married, there will be lots of gay divorces also - but for the spectators the divorce fights will be bitchier. It's only a matter of time until scientists will make men able to carry babies. What will you say if your lover asks if you will be the pregnant one in the couple?


    Lol that won't be happening in my lifetime. I mean how would that even work?

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    Dec 04, 2012 9:27 PM GMT
    It's so cool to be gay.
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    Dec 04, 2012 9:30 PM GMT
    Don't have to deal with periods and violent mood swings - most of the time. So...no high-pitched shrieking/screaming.
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    Dec 04, 2012 10:10 PM GMT
    Well I don't see it as having perks as if being straight doesn't have it's own perks. I would say the biggest perk to being straight is to bring children into the world and raise them with their mother. I think it's all good, being gay. You get to do what comes naturally to you.
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    Dec 04, 2012 10:11 PM GMT
    "Homosexuality is God`s way of ensuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." --Sam Austin
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    Dec 04, 2012 10:35 PM GMT
    Are you kidding? I love not having to deal with women in any kind of relationship setting. Do you have any idea how sub-consciously manipulative and conniving they can be, not on purpose, but just in general behaviour?

    No PMS-ing hormonal outbreaks to deal with, no "you're always right because you have the vagina and therefore the right to decide when to have sex" bullshit, no time-consuming shopping trips spent as a glorified coat rack and bag boy, no second guessing their passive aggressive bullshit of saying one thing but meaning an entire monologue.

    Don't get me wrong, I don't hate women. I just disapprove of all the stuff their boyfriends get whipped into and have to put up with. All for a pretty, cute, face. And presumably more.

    After having girlfriends and a boyfriend, being with a guy is just so much easier (for your sanity). You can easily relate - yes you're both horny motherfuckers so looking at another guy doesn't mean you wanna cheat on him, you're just looking at eye candy. You don't need to sugarcoat things when you're not happy and you certainly don't need to worry about offending them somehow about their weight, at least with me.

    Of course, there's lots of other issues to take into account. But in my opinion, being in a gay relationship is much enjoyable and satisfying.

    There's my 2 cents.
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    Dec 04, 2012 10:38 PM GMT
    SlickCalifornia said"Homosexuality is God`s way of ensuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." --Sam Austin

    Great perspective quote. icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 04, 2012 10:48 PM GMT
    Very good Puppymuncher icon_smile.gif

    Puppymuncher saidAre you kidding? I love not having to deal with women in any kind of relationship setting. Do you have any idea how sub-consciously manipulative and conniving they can be, not on purpose, but just in general behaviour?

    No PMS-ing hormonal outbreaks to deal with, no "you're always right because you have the vagina and therefore the right to decide when to have sex" bullshit, no time-consuming shopping trips spent as a glorified coat rack and bag boy, no second guessing their passive aggressive bullshit of saying one thing but meaning an entire monologue.

    Don't get me wrong, I don't hate women. I just disapprove of all the stuff their boyfriends get whipped into and have to put up with. All for a pretty, cute, face. And presumably more.

    After having girlfriends and a boyfriend, being with a guy is just so much easier (for your sanity). You can easily relate - yes you're both horny motherfuckers so looking at another guy doesn't mean you wanna cheat on him, you're just looking at eye candy. You don't need to sugarcoat things when you're not happy and you certainly don't need to worry about offending them somehow about their weight, at least with me.

    Of course, there's lots of other issues to take into account. But in my opinion, being in a gay relationship is much enjoyable and satisfying.

    There's my 2 cents.
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    Dec 04, 2012 11:37 PM GMT
    SlickCalifornia said"Homosexuality is God`s way of ensuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." --Sam Austin


    Children are the most precious gift that any man can hope to have (gay or straight). They are what truly defines unconditional love in one's life, and they are what helps us recognize the important meaning and value in our lives, Just because one is Gay, does not mean that they have lost their desire to be a Father and caregiver to a precious child.
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    Dec 04, 2012 11:49 PM GMT
    not having a vagina. that shit bleeds every month, not cool
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    Dec 04, 2012 11:51 PM GMT
    The love of muscle is the root of all jizz.
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    Dec 04, 2012 11:52 PM GMT
    HikeSwimSkiSF saidnot getting addicted to all the silly shows on main stream TV


    I'm sorry, but I beg to differ. This is really embarassing, but I used to watch Jersey Shore, religiously. I emphasize the "used to". Please don't judge me..
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    Dec 05, 2012 12:11 AM GMT
    dragondevil saidWe know how to shop and dress well icon_wink.gif


    There are very few gay guys that know how to dress well.
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    Dec 05, 2012 1:09 AM GMT
    Haha nice topic- where do I began-

    Women in general. Have you seen them lately.

    You don't have to ask if your bf or guy is ready for another round. He is.
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    Dec 05, 2012 3:30 AM GMT
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    HikeSwimSkiSF saidnot getting addicted to all the silly shows on main stream TV


    I'm sorry, but I beg to differ. This is really embarassing, but I used to watch Jersey Shore, religiously. I emphasize the "used to". Please don't judge me..
    You are not judged. It's understandable that you would be fapping to "the Situation" on the screen. (You wouldn't be fapping to Snookie?)
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    Dec 05, 2012 3:40 AM GMT
    There are subjects/topics that most gay men are clued in on that many straight guys are clueless... example.. clothes, house furnishing, etc.
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    Dec 05, 2012 3:59 AM GMT
    We know what a power bottom is.........and we know how to have a blast with them.
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    Dec 05, 2012 4:04 AM GMT
    The cuddles and the sex; omg the SEX! icon_wink.gificon_eek.gificon_cool.gificon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 05, 2012 4:17 AM GMT
    Not having to be pregnant to ruin our figure..icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 05, 2012 4:19 AM GMT
    I can slap annoying people and say I was possessed by the spirits of Dynasty.
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    Dec 05, 2012 4:42 AM GMT
    Like, most girls in the world will fall in love with you and be ur best friend!! Especially defend you from those mean straight people! lmao icon_smile.gif