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  • HottJoe

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    Jan 09, 2013 5:30 PM GMT
    BlackCat90 saidI'm not sure what category mine would fall under icon_lol.gif


    I can't really tell on me either. It's hard to tell without legs and torsos on the pics.icon_confused.gif

    I'm just glad I'm not bone, or wave.icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 09, 2013 5:33 PM GMT
    I have no ass. Cant understand the fuss.
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    Jan 09, 2013 5:46 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    BlackCat90 saidI'm not sure what category mine would fall under icon_lol.gif


    I can't really tell on me either. It's hard to tell without legs and torsos on the pics.icon_confused.gif

    I'm just glad I'm not bone, or wave.icon_lol.gif


    'Wave' should just be called what it is: Cottage-cheese ass. icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 09, 2013 9:14 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidYou guys are RIDICULOUS for complaining!! Just buy loose fitting jeans and your butt will fill them out. Wear a belt if your waist is so thin. Jeez, all the sexy messages I get are from guys who want me for my bubble butt. My bf totally worships my ass, too. Find something real to complain about.

    Honestly, I think y'all are just LOOKING for attention!!icon_lol.gif


    Ya think?! These attention whores are such attention whores.
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    Jan 09, 2013 9:33 PM GMT
    come on over here!!!
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    Jan 09, 2013 9:36 PM GMT
    I hate my ass for practical purposes. It's hard finding pants. I have no problem finding pants to fit my legs and thighs but as soon as we hit my upper quarters it's like trying to squeeze a log through hoop earring.
  • Generaleclect...

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    Jan 09, 2013 9:38 PM GMT
    I think mine is "petite" or the one before it... Oh butt, where have ye gone? icon_sad.gif
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    Jan 09, 2013 9:39 PM GMT
    GregJorn saidThey are not fun in real life. They are fun in the sack but most people spend more time in life than in the sack >_>

    RANT:

    Guys with no bubble butt have no idea how hard it is to pick out jeans that fit well.

    All of my jeans I wear I have to tailor myself because otherwise the bottom of my butt slopes in jeans or there is a space between the belt of my pants and my lower back that appears.

    My waist is a 29-30, but because of the butt I have to go up an extra pant size otherwise pants don't fit, 31-32, which means they end up looking reallllllly bad.

    They do not make jeans like applebottoms for men, at least not in the mass market, so shopping for me is like hunting season or I'm on an asian sewing machine my mother kept from her days as a seamstress >_>

    If any guys have advice on types of jeans... please tell me. icon_smile.gif

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    I think the sexiest type of butt though is the badonk :/ Not so much the "bubble."

    EDIT: Someone is going to ask for pics... I transferred a shot in my adult photos section >_> I'll probably transfer it back to privates soon.


    Looking at that chart I have no clue which one mine is. It could be three of those.
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    Jan 09, 2013 9:57 PM GMT
    TheBizMan said

    And for the record, I HAVE tried to bottom before. It is not for me to say the least.


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    As for me, somewhere between flat and petite. At least I'm moving in the right direction.
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    Jan 09, 2013 10:27 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidBtw, according to that chart, I'm more of a donk than a bubble. Lolicon_twisted.gif


    How can you tell? It looks like they change very marginally

    I don't know what I have because guys just say I have a nice ass, whatever that's supposed to mean.
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 09, 2013 10:52 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    HottJoe saidBtw, according to that chart, I'm more of a donk than a bubble. Lolicon_twisted.gif


    How can you tell? It looks like they change very marginally

    I don't know what I have because guys just say I have a nice ass, whatever that's supposed to mean.


    I actually can't tell, lol. That chart sucks. We need actual ass models if we're going to figure this out!icon_lol.gificon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 09, 2013 11:29 PM GMT
    For me it is shapely bubble butt with genetics. I like it and have no shame in it
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    Jan 09, 2013 11:45 PM GMT
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    Jan 10, 2013 3:10 AM GMT
    did someone say ass thread !?!?!?


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    Jan 10, 2013 4:02 AM GMT

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    Let's have a round of applause for the Robert Jones Grammar School for making this grand butt chart for us.
  • Webster666

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    Jan 10, 2013 4:07 AM GMT
    TheBizMan said
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    TheBizMan saidGive me all the bubble butts.

    Wut? icon_eek.gif From your adult pic, I figured you for a big ol' bottom?? icon_confused.gif

    I get that a lot. Truth is, I have an issue with taking frontal pics. That stems from me not exactly.... being comfortable with my body. I used to have full on n00dz in my private pics. Then I realized how little (maybe twice) I ever unlocked them for anyone.

    And for the record, I HAVE tried to bottom before. It is not for me to say the least.



    I love your current main profile pic.
    Soooooooooo good looking !
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    Jan 10, 2013 10:12 PM GMT
    Mine is somewhere between the petite and norm lol. I like it like that because I don't want a huge butt that people are always staring at. My butt used to be big until I grew into it lol. I hated it. I like normal sized butts and not the ones that look all unnatural.
  • whytehot

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    Jan 11, 2013 2:46 AM GMT
    u mean asses aren't supposed to be this big?
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    Jan 11, 2013 2:49 AM GMT
    bubble butts?!?!?! Big butts?!?!?!


    THIS IS A NEW TOPIC!!!!! OMG! FINALLY SOMEONE HAS RECOGNIZED THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS AMAZING TOPIC.

    IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. WOW!!!!!
    COOL!


    I'M DAZZLED AND AMAZERD BY THIS.

    BEAUTIFUL ASSES
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    Jan 13, 2013 1:34 AM GMT
    Import saidbubble butts?!?!?! Big butts?!?!?!


    THIS IS A NEW TOPIC!!!!! OMG! FINALLY SOMEONE HAS RECOGNIZED THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS AMAZING TOPIC.

    IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. WOW!!!!!
    COOL!


    I'M DAZZLED AND AMAZERD BY THIS.

    BEAUTIFUL ASSES


    haha. lol.

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