Vacuum cleaners.

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    Jan 20, 2013 4:08 AM GMT
    Why would vacuum cleaners be any different for *gay* men... or even men vs. women. Seriously, it's not like they have a Fleshjack attachment option. icon_rolleyes.gif

    OK, I'm going to kick myself for even leaving this comment, given your past posts.
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    Jan 20, 2013 4:13 AM GMT
    intensity69 saidWhy would vacuum cleaners be any different for *gay* men... or even men vs. women. Seriously, it's not like they have a Fleshjack attachment option. icon_rolleyes.gif

    OK, I'm going to kick myself for even leaving this comment, given your past posts.

    Well given Dave's glowing reviews of your sucking abilities - we were all waiting for your input :p
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    Jan 20, 2013 5:04 AM GMT
    ozgreenguy said
    intensity69 saidWhy would vacuum cleaners be any different for *gay* men... or even men vs. women. Seriously, it's not like they have a Fleshjack attachment option. icon_rolleyes.gif

    OK, I'm going to kick myself for even leaving this comment, given your past posts.

    Well given Dave's glowing reviews of your sucking abilities - we were all waiting for your input :p


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    Jan 20, 2013 6:50 AM GMT
    I personally don't care for bagless vacuums because they are a pain in the ass to maintain. You have to stay on top of cleaning them out regularly. Plus, they often have a number of parts that need to be disassembled and cleaned. Then you need a bit of luck to put everything back in its place.

    I've been loyal to bag vacuums since you have to change the bag only every so often, and it's not really that difficult to do in most models anymore.
  • melloyello

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    Jan 21, 2013 5:24 PM GMT
    I've somehow come into the possession of like 4 Orecks. 2 are basically brand new, one had a the receipt in the bag pocket ($599.00 OUCH!). These are old-fashioned vacuums that consist of a motor which drives the beater connected via a belt and an impeller which moves the dirt up a tube into the bag. There is little to go wrong. I can say that all 4 of mine were given to me by clients because they were "broken", i.e. the belt broke and the owners didn't know they were replaceable; they even have a spare one in a recess in the bottom. But typically if you have that much cash to buy an Oreck, you aren't going to take the bottom off to fix it. I'm more than a little mechanical and they work great for my rugs on hardwood floors. Its amazing how fast they fill the bag up.

    That being said, if you run across one of these at a yard sale or whatnot and you plug it in and it makes noise, chances are just the belt is broken and thats why its not picking anything up. Theres nothing wrong with it.

    And on a side note, I had a friend who once worked for Oreck (they were based out of New Orleans) and he told me the actual cost to manufacture one of those vacuums is less than $40
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Feb 02, 2013 3:42 AM GMT
    I'm not willing to buy new vacuum cleaners every month.I have got better things in
    life to spend my money on than dumb new vacuum bags every month.
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Feb 02, 2013 3:44 AM GMT
    Is sears or kmart or best buy or fingerhut better place to buy new low cost bagless
    vacuum cleaners at and why?
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    Feb 02, 2013 4:19 AM GMT
    How about you just order the replacement part for your broken vacuum cleaner online?

    And then you can use the money you saved to buy yourself a big steaming vacuum cleaner bag full of SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    Even better: why don't you just roll around on the carpet and clean it yourself? because YOU SUCK.
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    Feb 02, 2013 4:44 AM GMT
    Guys, who can tell me how I can eat healthy? Oh I don't like fruits or vegetables, or beans, or fish, or actually anything grown. In fact I can't cook and I have no money. Who can give me a health plan to be a big masculine strong man?

    Who is the strongest female Marvel character? Jubilee, or Mistique, or she hulk, invisible women, or blackwidow? Why is she the best in everything?

    What happens if sailor moon and samurai pizza cats and dragonball z never aired in North America?
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Feb 02, 2013 5:33 AM GMT
    My broken vacuum cleaner is from 2009.It is old used and out dated vacuum cleaner.
    I rather get a new bagless vacuum cleaner than buy new parts for my old used &
    out dated vacuum cleaner any day.
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    Feb 02, 2013 5:35 AM GMT
    NO JUST NO

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    Feb 02, 2013 5:41 AM GMT
    This from the same that revived a dead thread asking about verizon smart phone support.

    I won't say it, but he will.

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  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Feb 02, 2013 5:52 AM GMT
    I'm not lazy or insane or dumb or stupid at all even thou I'm mentally challenged.
    Only fools buy vacuum bags and vacuum cleaners with bags.those types of
    vacuum cleaners are waste of time,waste of money,bad for health and bad
    for the environment.they are not eco friendly vacuum cleaners at all.i will
    only eco friendly vacuum cleaners.i'm a proud tree hugger.
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    Feb 02, 2013 5:53 AM GMT
    GAYBIGMACHODUDE1972 saidI'm not lazy or insane or dumb or stupid at all even thou I'm mentally challenged.
    Only fools buy vacuum bags and vacuum cleaners with bags.those types of
    vacuum cleaners are waste of time,waste of money,bad for health and bad
    for the environment.they are not eco friendly vacuum cleaners at all.i will
    only eco friendly vacuum cleaners.i'm a proud tree hugger.
    You gay so you know how to suck...Put your mouth to the floor and be your own vacuum cleaner. There you have a bagless, gay friendly, and masc vacuum cleaner.
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Feb 02, 2013 6:03 AM GMT
    that's gross dude.i'm not gonna clean my home with my mouth.i don't eat dirt.that's gross.
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Feb 23, 2013 1:01 AM GMT
    I bought myself a new shark navigator bagless vacuum cleaner at walmart this
    past monday.Do I need to registor it online to get the 5 years warranty or get it
    come with it when I bought it this past monday at walmart?Does shark vacuum
    cleaners have their own website?
  • MidwesternKid

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    Feb 23, 2013 1:29 AM GMT


    For a one bedroom apartment, I would highly recommend a vacuum that you would probably consider a "canister" type. Highly recommend getting a Shark. You can do multiple surfaces if you have such at your place. The Shark brand is fantastic and the customer satisfaction rivals that of Dyson. The vacuums are light weight, a fraction of the price of the popular brand Dyson, and does just as great of a job.

    Take a 20% off coupon to your local Bed Bath and Beyond to get a great deal and also the return policy can't be beat. Hassle free with or without a receipt, at any store at any time.
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Feb 23, 2013 1:46 AM GMT
    My new shark vacuum cleaner is an upright vacuum cleaner.i don't care for canister
    vacuum cleaners at all.They are too messy for me just like vacuum cleaners with
    bags are too messy for me.
  • GAYBIGMACHODU...

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    Feb 24, 2013 4:22 PM GMT
    What are the best times and worst times to clean your home with a vacuum cleaner
    as an apartment renter in an one bedroom apartment?
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    Feb 24, 2013 4:22 PM GMT
    GAYBIGMACHODUDE1972 saidWhat are the best times and worst times to clean your home with a vacuum cleaner
    as an apartment renter in an one bedroom apartment?
    2 am is the best time. Thats when the dust bunnies come out for their feeding
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    Feb 24, 2013 4:27 PM GMT
    My largest single issue for my vacuum cleaner is "beagle hair"... amazing how much is generated. If the thing doesn't keep up, it is worthless. Regardless of the type you buy (cannister, stick, etc), make sure you know what you want it to do (even if "general cleaning" is the answer). That helps define what kind of cleaner you might get.
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    Feb 24, 2013 4:51 PM GMT
    intensity69 saidWhy would vacuum cleaners be any different for *gay* men... or even men vs. women. Seriously, it's not like they have a Fleshjack attachment option. icon_rolleyes.gif

    OK, I'm going to kick myself for even leaving this comment, given your past posts.

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    Feb 24, 2013 5:07 PM GMT
    GAYBIGMACHODUDE1972 saidWhat are the best times and worst times to clean your home with a vacuum cleaner as an apartment renter in an one bedroom apartment?

    Noise is a factor, and you may find a clause in your lease that prohibits loud music, TV, parties, and noisy appliances like vacuums during certain hours, for instance from 10 PM to 7 AM.

    Other than that, when I was single my cleaning schedule was based on my social schedule. As an Army Officer in my own place, when I only had weekends free (if then) I'd clean all Saturday morning, as well as do my laundry, put fresh sheets on the beds, replace the towels in the bathrooms, etc. Then if I went out Saturday night I could bring someone back to my place, even have them sleep over with everything fresh, dust-free & polished. Of course during my Army days those guests would be females. icon_redface.gif

    I continued that pattern when I retired, with my overnight guests now men. Although sometimes I'd make my cleaning day Friday, because I'd go out clubbing both Friday and Saturday nights. And naturally I'd tidy a little all 7 days as needed.

    Now I'm too old to be cleaning floors and bathrooms, as is my partner, so we have a weekly housecleaner come in. But we still make that for Friday morning, because we may have guests, especially for dinner, anytime during the weekend.
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    Feb 24, 2013 5:09 PM GMT
    Do you guys realize he is a stupid troll who is pretending to have a illness...icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 24, 2013 5:12 PM GMT
    RadRTT saidDo you guys realize he is a stupid troll who is pretending to have a illness...icon_rolleyes.gif

    He's had threads like this before. But whether he knows it or not, some topics might actually be of genuine interest to others. In which case he merely prompts a discussion that I, for one, really am targeting to those who have an interest in the subject.