Favorite Southern Sayings

  • Ducky49

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    Feb 12, 2013 11:10 PM GMT
    "Bless Your Heart" It's soo sweet and sarcastic!..LOL!
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:12 PM GMT
    "That's nice"... Which is a polite equivalent to "Go Fuck Yourself..."
  • Southern_Draw...

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    Feb 12, 2013 11:13 PM GMT
    "Ain't no mo!"

    There isn't any more.
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:15 PM GMT
    Bless your heart.
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:15 PM GMT
    fotoben saidThe best one I remember was "Imma go cut a switch and whoop you!"
    Then they'd pull a slender limb off a tree to spank you with.

    Also "don't make me swat you!"
    You didn't have to cut your own switches? You're not a true redneck. icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:16 PM GMT
    Fake Southerner alert.

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    Feb 12, 2013 11:16 PM GMT
    JRaRJ_2694 saidBless your heart.
    Oh shove yer goddamn heart up yer fuckin ass.

    (told that to an ex-nedneck at work a few days ago) icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:17 PM GMT
    Y'ownt too? - spoken fast.

    Translated: You want to?
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:17 PM GMT
    I hear: "Mercy Me" all the time from women who try to act like sweet little Southern Belles
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:17 PM GMT
    credo saidMy mother's side of the family is from the south. A lot of the sayings I heard growing up follow:

    - Don't put feathers on a dog and try to tell me it's a chicken

    - Don't dig up snakes just to kill them

    - I'm hungrier than a woodpecker with a headache

    - Nobody ever drowned in sweat

    - He's built like a brick shit house

    - I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet

    - That boy is as queer as a football bat

    - I'll be on you like white on rice

    - God don't like ugly

    - He's as red on the head as the dick on my dog

    - She's so hot I'd suck her daddy's dick


    Brick shithouse is British, specifically Lancashire and Yorkshire
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:18 PM GMT
    msuNtx saidFake Southerner alert.

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    Bitch whatchu talkin bout? icon_mad.gif

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    Feb 12, 2013 11:21 PM GMT
    ConQuest saidY'ownt too? - spoken fast.

    Translated: You want to?
    That's spelled "yone to." Dint yo momma teech u nuthin?
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:23 PM GMT
    msuNtx saidFake Southerner alert.

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    Only by association.
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:24 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    JRaRJ_2694 saidBless your heart.
    Oh shove yer goddamn heart up yer fuckin ass.

    (told that to an ex-nedneck at work a few days ago) icon_lol.gif

    Sugar, you need some...
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:26 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    fotoben saidThe best one I remember was "Imma go cut a switch and whoop you!"
    Then they'd pull a slender limb off a tree to spank you with.

    Also "don't make me swat you!"
    You didn't have to cut your own switches? You're not a true redneck. icon_razz.gif


    Actually I did lol but I wasn't sure if anyone would get it haha.
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:26 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    ConQuest saidY'ownt too? - spoken fast.

    Translated: You want to?
    That's spelled "yone to." Dint yo momma teech u nuthin?


    I was learnt right.

    I was spellen fo-necktie-lee... so them there yankees could say it right....


    Edit: speaking of that... my mother's favorite...


    "You ain't right."
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:32 PM GMT
    "Oh I'm just pickin'!"
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:33 PM GMT
    Not sure if this is just a southern thing but I hear.........

    I wouldn't piss on em if their head was on fire.
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:36 PM GMT
    when asked if something would happen . . .

    God willin' and the crick don't rise
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:36 PM GMT
    I love southern aphorisms. They are hysterical! Check out this book if you ever get the chance:

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    Feb 12, 2013 11:36 PM GMT
    "Yew shore dew hyav a purdy maouth"
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:41 PM GMT
    Don't that beat all.

    Isn't that sumthin.
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:42 PM GMT
    art90 saidI love southern aphorisms. They are hysterical! Check out this book if you ever get the chance:
    {Regular werdbook}

    You're too well spoken to be from the South I've experienced. Wish I could adapt better. I'm more FL & MD than SC.
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:45 PM GMT
    Where should I start.....
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    Feb 12, 2013 11:47 PM GMT
    JRaRJ_2694 said
    art90 saidI love southern aphorisms. They are hysterical! Check out this book if you ever get the chance:
    {Regular werdbook}

    You're too well spoken to be from the South I've experienced. Wish I could adapt better. I'm more FL & MD than SC.


    Oh, I just love them. I'm not a native southern boy. Bahaha, sorry!

    One could say I'm "Lyin' like a no-legged dog."