Favorite Southern Sayings

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    Feb 14, 2013 1:12 PM GMT
    dudewithabeard saidSome of you don't know the difference between southern and country.




    +1

    Southern isn't necessarily country nor is it redneck.
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    Feb 14, 2013 1:15 PM GMT
    PaulNKS said
    dudewithabeard saidSome of you don't know the difference between southern and country.




    +1

    Southern isn't necessarily country nor is it redneck.


    True, rednecks can be anywhere.
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    Feb 14, 2013 1:18 PM GMT
    musclefetish1 said
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    musclefetish1 saidI've been living here in the house in Western VA, pretty much fulltime since "Super BITCH Sandy" had her way with NJ.

    And I swear I really can't understand half of the hillbillys that live hear. My immediate neighbors, yes. They are truly Southern gentlemen and ladies whose slight accent is actually gracious. But the main populous? icon_eek.gif WOW....icon_exclaim.gif

    I hired some contractors to do some work here, and I actually told the guy to write down what he is trying to say!!!icon_confused.gif

    I have yet to hear any "favorite Southern sayings." Other than an older black guy that was painting the garage call me a "cracker". What ever the hell that means. And then this dumb white hillbilly said I am now a Damn Yankee because I'm living here now. When I would just come for "vistin" I was just a Yankee. icon_eek.gif

    Tristan

    OH!!! AND ALL THE MALES DOWN HERE SEEM TO SPIT!!!
    I MEAN HOW FUCKING DISGUSTING IS THAT?!?!? icon_mad.gif





    Good Lord but this boi "sounds" like a limp wristed, Nellie Yankee.

    Ain't he just something special!

    God bless his lil' heart.




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    And let us not forget Paulflexes. Actually Paulflexes what?
    You are the same douche who contemplated getting rid of his dog because he was sick, and it was too cold outside to have to take your dog to go to the bathroom. And you laughed at me being called a "nellie" by that other bafoon?)
    And then there was the big move, where you and your wind-up toy plane could not take your dog with you, and was looking for shipping companies. And if one couldn't be found, you were going to take her back to the pound.
    And after all that, you show your true hypocritical colors by posting, "You didn't abandon your dog. You sent him for help. He knows that. Dogs are smarter than you think." in that heartbreaking thread, "Woke Up to Find My Dog Paralyzed." You're a joke physically and mentally.

    Tristan


    Wow. Looks like several people are living rent-free in your head. Bless your heart.
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    Feb 17, 2013 5:43 AM GMT
    Born and raised in the Heart Of Dixie, so I've heard quite a few - here are some of my favorites, all I find endearing and delightful:

    That guy's hot! = He's cookin' my chili!

    That's difficult = Ya' gotta' go 'round yer elbow to scratch yer ass
    Really? = Shit Bitch!

    General exclamatory phrase - Niggah Pleez! (pardon the lack of political correctness)

    Lack of intelligence = He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

    Hungry? Want to grab a bite to eat? = G'eet yet? Y'ownt to?

    That man is a little strange = That boy ain't right (also "he's taiched in 'da head)

    Long time no see = I ain't seen you in a coon's age

    He died in his sleep = He woke up dead

    Heavy thunderstorm yesterday = It up and came a turd floater

    I beg your pardon? = Do what?

    She's in need of a reprimand - Bitch needs'a ass-whoopin'

    She's overweight = She's real purdy in the face (also typically used with "Bless her heart"

    Don't irritate me = I'ma slap you upside yo' head

    We haven't seen him in a while = He don't come 'round here no more

    He's drunk = He's all liquored up

    He's fashionable = He's slicker'n shit

    Lack of intelligence = Don't know shit from shine-ola

    I'm not quite finished waiter = I'm fidd'n'da eat dat'!

    It's time for you to go = You betta' be outta' here in 3 shakes of a lambs tail and don't even let 'da doh knob hitcha!
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    Feb 17, 2013 5:45 AM GMT
    HottJoe saidCan you hear them, Clarice? The screaming of the lambs??



    BWAHAHAHA. I LOL'ed. XD