OK, so I'm having a play hooky day with some friends and we're getting drinks. People started telling dirty jokes and stories and such and somehow we're on the topic of corn dick /cobb salad, which is supposedly when a top gets a piece of corn lodged in his dick because the bottom had corn for lunch. We are debating if this is actually a thing that can happen. I know it's the punchline of a few jokes and has lots of urban dictionary variations but is it something that does/has happened? Is it common? I mean logically sometimes food doesn't get completely digested and sometimes bottoms don't clean sufficiently. I've never experienced it or met anybody who admitted to having experienced it but I've not heard it discredited either haha.