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    Nov 30, 2008 12:16 PM GMT
    marijuana

    God's gift to mankind

    And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana
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    Dec 01, 2008 6:24 AM GMT
    The Tony Danza made me actually laugh outloud! It was the donkey punch part.icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 01, 2008 11:29 AM GMT
    This one made me laugh for 2 minutes straight... even though it's kinda messed up:


    Hellen Keller


    A Hellen Keller is when some girl is giving you head and you pull out of her mouth and nut in her eye. Then when shes blinded by the skeet you shot in her eye you punch her in the ear so she cant hear.

    My bitch was getting out of control so I gave her a Hellen Keller, the doctor says she'll never be able to see or hear again.




    LOL
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    Dec 01, 2008 12:54 PM GMT
    rawOOL saidThis one made me laugh for 2 minutes straight... even though it's kinda messed up:


    Hellen Keller


    A Hellen Keller is when some girl is giving you head and you pull out of her mouth and nut in her eye. Then when shes blinded by the skeet you shot in her eye you punch her in the ear so she cant hear.

    My bitch was getting out of control so I gave her a Hellen Keller, the doctor says she'll never be able to see or hear again.




    LOL


    icon_lol.gif sick, just sick
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    Dec 04, 2008 5:15 AM GMT
    schmegma
    The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.
    The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.
    Or on RJ he's named McGay!!!icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 04, 2008 5:45 AM GMT

    These are some of the funniest definitions I found.


    Ho:

    A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.


    Ugly:

    Result of being hit with an ugly stick.


    World of Warcraft:

    A good fun alternative to life.


    Cher:

    Best friend of plastic surgeon.
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    Dec 26, 2008 9:05 AM GMT
    I know, I know. It's not quite the same. I'm too much of a linguist for my own good, but "olla".

    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/olla#Swedish

    Olla is Swedish for "to touch with one's glans (tip of the penis)"

    Han ollade min tandborste på fyllan."
    "He touched my toothbrush with his penis when he was drunk."
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    Dec 27, 2008 9:28 AM GMT
    robbievienna saidI know, I know. It's not quite the same. I'm too much of a linguist for my own good, but "olla".

    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/olla#Swedish

    Olla is Swedish for "to touch with one's glans (tip of the penis)"

    Han ollade min tandborste på fyllan."
    "He touched my toothbrush with his penis when he was drunk."


    You gotta wonder about the etymology of that word though. What primitive event sparked the invention of such an interesting addition to the language's vocabulary?

    A viking or a skald getting humped on while naked during battle perhaps? icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 27, 2008 9:35 AM GMT
    Homobrophobia - the fear that your brother might be gay
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    Dec 27, 2008 9:57 AM GMT
    davidp7 saidHomobrophobia - the fear that your brother might be gay


    LOL. My brother probably has it.

    And I couldn't resist:

    Bromance

    1. an emotional attraction between bros. often the attraction is expressed physically through wrestling, nuggies, and head locks. in the more advanced stages hugging, snuggling, spooning, and even kissing may be included.

    'bro, before j.lo got in the way, ben affleck and matt damon had a total bromance going on.'
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    Dec 27, 2008 10:07 AM GMT
    Nom nom nom

    Represents the sound made when someone is eating or chewing something and really enjoying it.

    "Hey, are you eating my brownies?"
    "Nom nom nom."

    icon_lol.gif LOFL! ROFL! LMFAO! icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 27, 2008 10:13 AM GMT
    Flavorgasm

    when eating food so good that you let out an involuntary moan, usually the first bite; also as an adjective - flavorgasmic

    I ate this unbelievable steak yesterday. I swear when I ate the first bite I had a total flavorgasm

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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    Dec 27, 2008 10:20 AM GMT
    muttskins saidNom nom nom

    Represents the sound made when someone is eating or chewing something and really enjoying it.

    "Hey, are you eating my brownies?"
    "Nom nom nom."

    icon_lol.gif LOFL! ROFL! LMFAO! icon_lol.gif


    Noob! -_- Nom has been around for ages. icon_razz.gif And it's 'Om nom nom' usually when used in threes.
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    Dec 27, 2008 10:57 AM GMT
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    muttskins saidNom nom nom

    Represents the sound made when someone is eating or chewing something and really enjoying it.

    "Hey, are you eating my brownies?"
    "Nom nom nom."

    icon_lol.gif LOFL! ROFL! LMFAO! icon_lol.gif


    Noob! -_- Nom has been around for ages. icon_razz.gif And it's 'Om nom nom' usually when used in threes.

    I know, I just put it in coz the example seemed funny icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 29, 2008 12:35 PM GMT
    I just added "potato curse" to UrbanDictionary

    I dated an Irish guy once, and my friends asked me if the potato curse held true. And if you're wondering... yes. :p
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    Dec 29, 2008 1:25 PM GMT
    The Tostidos Fiesta Bowl 1 up, 2 down love ithate it

    When having sex with a girl on her period, get her to cum on herself, and work it into a chunky red sauce. Then, when shes not looking, grab a tostidos chip, scopp up some of the sauce, and put it in her mouth
    Man, last night i gave breana the tostidos fiesta bowl!!
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    Feb 16, 2009 9:49 PM GMT
    Abraham Lincoln

    You shave off your pubes, and then ejaculate onto you ladies face. Once you have ejaculated, throw the pubic clippings onto her face, forming a beard. Thus, you have Abraham Lincoln!
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    Feb 16, 2009 9:51 PM GMT
    Buffyfan84 saidI watched Will and Grace recently so I had to post this!

    poodle balling

    I once heard it means two lesbians are pleasuring each other by rubbing their "who-ha's(vaginas) together


    this is actually called scissoring