Red_Vespa saidYou become a right-wing, Bible-thumping Bubba who worships God first, and NASCAR second. And who beats your barefoot wife. But at least you have a shit-eatin' drunken grin on your face.
LMAO.. oh man that's good!
I had half a large pizza and 5 bottles of hard cider. I've never liked beer; I dislike the bitterness of the hops.
Sittin' here jammin to the Ramones, buzzed, and damn happy. =D Can't ask for more than that, if you ask me. Especially since I'm being sued and my farming plans are getting sabotaged. I just watched the Black Swan and To Have and Have not. Great movies, though Capt. Waring could use some more muscles.
Tho, I've never really been a fan of NASCAR.. c'mon, nothing but left turns lol. Now COR.. that shit's SWEET! True, it's still left turns but c'mon, their big ass trucks ripping down a dirt course, flying though through the air smashing tailgates.
I used to do that in a ford ranger... lol never hit nothing but a tree. lol it was small, no worries. hehe
Edit: Wait, wives? Pfft. On, you forgot the gun totin'.
Them dames are all screwy, I tell ya!