Something in My Throat

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    Nov 12, 2014 5:58 AM GMT
    Sharkspeare said
    Scruffypup saidEarlier tonight, I began to notice there was something in the back of my throat.
    It's the evil in your soul emerging from the depths

    Anyone have any creative ideas on how I might get this out?
    Exorcism


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    Nov 12, 2014 6:14 AM GMT
    kxd7 saidIt's probably your dead dog's umbilical cord. But why would you do that? Ewww



    Why would I do what? Put my 17 year old dog to sleep? It's what compassionate people do for their pets when they're suffering. Something you'd know nothing about. The fact that you continue to make fun of the death of my dog says so much about why you're so hated here.
  • venue35

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    Nov 12, 2014 11:24 AM GMT
    the best thing for dislodging something in ones throat is eating big pieces of bread
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    Nov 12, 2014 1:09 PM GMT
    Some years back I had a similar event. It felt like a vitamin pill got stuck in my throat.
    Finally went to ENT specialist who looked and found nothing there. He told me that most likely, a pill was stuck there until I took a second drink of water and the nerves in my throat were irritated and having "phantom" sensory impressions...much like when someone loses a limb, they report feeling like that lamb is still there.
    Maybe that's what your problem is? He recommended I take extra Vit. B-12, which helps with nerve issues. It resolved itself a day later, whether by time of by the extra vitamins, I don't know.
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    Nov 12, 2014 2:21 PM GMT
    Im glad you got rid of it Scruffy, means you can use your throat for more important matters now icon_cool.gif
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    Nov 12, 2014 5:07 PM GMT
    Reminds me of the time I got an anchovy bone stuck in the back of my throat. Swallowing just resulted in pain...
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    Nov 12, 2014 5:33 PM GMT
    Haha my suspicion is that the pain masked the hair-in-the-back-of-the-throat sensation, which was a just phantom sensation to begin with (we get those from time to time).
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    Nov 12, 2014 5:34 PM GMT

    LOL!
    Bill still has his tonsils.
    One day a mustache hair got lodged in one of them. He was like a cat trying to get up a hairball and it went on and on and on...


    So, I used a flexible pen light, looked down in his throat, found it, and yes with a tweezers, carefully reached down in there and pulled it out. Poor guy, it was sticking out from the tonsil at a nearly horizontal angle into his throat.


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    Nov 12, 2014 5:44 PM GMT
    Jms31 saidReminds me of the time I got an anchovy bone stuck in the back of my throat. Swallowing just resulted in pain...


    You're doing it wrong. Swallowing brings pleasure.
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    Nov 12, 2014 5:45 PM GMT
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    Jms31 saidReminds me of the time I got an anchovy bone stuck in the back of my throat. Swallowing just resulted in pain...


    You're doing it wrong. Swallowing brings pleasure.



    Not THAT kind of bone dude.
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    Nov 12, 2014 5:49 PM GMT
    PMSL at some of the responses in this thread icon_cool.gif
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    Nov 13, 2014 2:28 AM GMT
    If RJ threads could be pinned or stickied, this one would get my vote.
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    Nov 14, 2014 3:44 AM GMT
    If you still have your tonsils, I'd bet you sex to doughnuts it was a tonsil stone. Small concretion of calcium, magnesium, phosphate, carbonate, pus, and bacterial debris that accumulates on your tonsils, somewhat similar to dental plaque or tartar on teeth. Most people simply cough theirs out, but if you get one with enough mineral precipitates it can become jagged on a microscopic scale and wedge itself between your tonsil and soft palate, causing pain.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith
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    Nov 14, 2014 3:46 AM GMT
    Rhi_Bran saidIf you still have your tonsils, I'd bet you sex to doughnuts it was a tonsil stone. Small concretion of calcium, magnesium, phosphate, carbonate, pus, and bacterial debris that accumulates on your tonsils, somewhat similar to dental plaque or tartar on teeth. Most people simply cough theirs out, but if you get one with enough mineral precipitates it can become jagged on a microscopic scale and wedge itself between your tonsil and soft palate, causing pain.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith



    Yes, I still have my tonsils and yes I do get those nasty things from time to time! Those are up high though and this was down in my throat. Wasn't a tonsil stone.
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    Nov 14, 2014 4:39 AM GMT
    eat some toast

    maybe use your smart phone and take pics of the back of your throat, use flash
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    Nov 14, 2014 9:45 PM GMT
    Humm. Do you bite your nails? Because those can get lodged in the throat as well icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 14, 2014 9:57 PM GMT
    Sounds like you have strep....Go to the doc.
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    Nov 14, 2014 10:11 PM GMT
    Attack of killer piranha sperms?
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    Nov 15, 2014 12:28 AM GMT
    Bonaparts saidI think there is a big toad in your throat


    Ahahahahaha...You are SOOOOOO funny!!!

    Where do you come up withese Comice gem es?!?!?!?!?!

    Genius, pure GENIUS!!!!!!

    We are SOOOOOO lucky to have the privilege to be surrounded with a wit like yours .

    You should be writing Rom- Com scripts.

    You are just made for the comic interpretations of Renee Zellweger.

    Usually We would have to go to an inner- city pre-'school to meet a talent of your caliber!!!

    Gosh your funny....
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    Nov 15, 2014 1:04 AM GMT
    Bonaparts saidI think there is a big toad in your throat


    Didn't take long for you to remind everyone what you are all about. Such a huge douche. I'm sure your mother is very proud of you. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 15, 2014 1:12 AM GMT
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    Bonaparts saidI think there is a big toad in your throat


    Didn't take long for you to remind everyone what you are all about. Such a huge douche. I'm sure your mother is very proud of you. icon_rolleyes.gif


    leave my mother alone you senile piece of jelly


    I'm sure your mother is a lovely person, a saint. It couldn't possibly be her fault you turned out to be an asshole. Let's blame it on your father who absolutely SHOULD have pulled out.
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    Nov 15, 2014 1:17 AM GMT
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    flguy57 said
    Bonaparts said
    flguy57 said
    Bonaparts saidI think there is a big toad in your throat


    Didn't take long for you to remind everyone what you are all about. Such a huge douche. I'm sure your mother is very proud of you. icon_rolleyes.gif


    leave my mother alone you senile piece of jelly


    I'm sure your mother is a lovely person, a saint. It couldn't possibly be her fault you turned out to be an asshole. Let's blame it on your father who absolutely SHOULD have pulled out.


    I didn't turn out as an asshole


    Telling someone who has a genuine concern about his health that he has a toad in his throat, says otherwise.
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    Nov 15, 2014 1:35 AM GMT
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    Bonaparts said
    flguy57 said
    Bonaparts said
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    Bonaparts saidI think there is a big toad in your throat


    Didn't take long for you to remind everyone what you are all about. Such a huge douche. I'm sure your mother is very proud of you. icon_rolleyes.gif


    leave my mother alone you senile piece of jelly


    I'm sure your mother is a lovely person, a saint. It couldn't possibly be her fault you turned out to be an asshole. Let's blame it on your father who absolutely SHOULD have pulled out.


    I didn't turn out as an asshole


    Telling someone who has a genuine concern about his health that he has a toad in his throat, says otherwise.


    Ok, mrs teacher, thank you for your lecture


    Well this proves what I suspected all along. You are a teenaged boy who has gotten a hold of your homosexual fathers laptop. I just wish he had figured out he was gay before he created YOU. You really should be art work on their bedroom wall.
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    Nov 15, 2014 1:39 AM GMT
    Gargle with warm salt water every hour. You'll feel better in a day
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    Nov 15, 2014 1:42 AM GMT
    Bonaparts said
    flguy57 said
    Bonaparts said
    flguy57 said
    Bonaparts said
    flguy57 said
    Bonaparts said
    flguy57 said
    Bonaparts saidI think there is a big toad in your throat


    Didn't take long for you to remind everyone what you are all about. Such a huge douche. I'm sure your mother is very proud of you. icon_rolleyes.gif


    leave my mother alone you senile piece of jelly


    I'm sure your mother is a lovely person, a saint. It couldn't possibly be her fault you turned out to be an asshole. Let's blame it on your father who absolutely SHOULD have pulled out.


    I didn't turn out as an asshole


    Telling someone who has a genuine concern about his health that he has a toad in his throat, says otherwise.


    Ok, mrs teacher, thank you for your lecture


    Well this proves what I suspected all along. You are a teenaged boy who has gotten a hold of your homosexual fathers laptop. I just wish he had figured out he was gay before he created YOU. You really should be art work on their bedroom wall.


    soon you will be decomposing under ground and maggots will have a good dinner, think you have some clogged up arteries in your brain


    Uh Hello Einstein, someday you will be too. Hopefully for the world, the sooner the better.