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    Mar 12, 2015 5:31 PM GMT
    Radd said
    HikerSkier saidIf there are two guys that want you - one with an average face and a beautiful body, and the other with a beautiful face but an average fit body - which would you choose? (You can't have both at the same time).


    Stop ripping off my ideas! He hasn't even answered mine yet. Get to the back of the line. icon_mad.gif


    Oh, if only You had a nickel for every time You said those words...
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    Mar 12, 2015 5:33 PM GMT
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    venue35 saidWhat's the difference between Preservatives and marmalade?
    Same thing right??


    • Preserves - Food made with fruit preserved in sugar, such as jam or marmalade. So yes, the same thing.

    • Preservatives - Chemical additives used to prevent or retard spoilage caused by oxidation or the growth of mold. And apparently a delicacy in Miami. icon_surprised.gif

    When I was a kid, my backyard had so many berries and I would make my own jam with sugar.


    Ok, this thread is about ME!!!
    If you want to take a trip down memory lane beat it!!!!icon_mad.gif


    What did You beat in Your backyard when You were a kid to make your own jam?

    Did it need sugar?
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    Mar 12, 2015 6:32 PM GMT
    Radd said
    HikerSkier saidIf there are two guys that want you - one with an average face and a beautiful body, and the other with a beautiful face but an average fit body - which would you choose? (You can't have both at the same time).


    Stop ripping off my ideas! He hasn't even answered mine yet. Get to the back of the line. icon_mad.gif

    Hardly the same idea, Scruffy - You (and maybe Johnny) are focused on dick. I'm asking about faces.icon_cool.gif
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    Mar 12, 2015 6:35 PM GMT


    If you have a tramp stamp, what is it of and why did you pick that?

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    Mar 12, 2015 6:55 PM GMT
    HikerSkier said
    Radd said
    HikerSkier saidIf there are two guys that want you - one with an average face and a beautiful body, and the other with a beautiful face but an average fit body - which would you choose? (You can't have both at the same time).


    Stop ripping off my ideas! He hasn't even answered mine yet. Get to the back of the line. icon_mad.gif

    Hardly the same idea, Scruffy - You (and maybe Johnny) are focused on dick. I'm asking about faces.icon_cool.gif


    And what do you think God made faces for? icon_rolleyes.gif That's why they call it "Face-Fucking." icon_confused.gif
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    Mar 12, 2015 8:20 PM GMT
    HikerSkier saidWhat's with the Barbie doll as your pic? I could understand the beach shack - but Barbie?

    http://gizmodo.com/why-the-talking-smart-barbie-terrifies-privacy-advoca-1691069923/+andrewliszewski
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    Mar 12, 2015 8:21 PM GMT
    cosmico saidDo you consider Spazzy a ghetto person?

    Define "ghetto person."
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    Mar 12, 2015 8:38 PM GMT
    ELNathB said

    If you have a tramp stamp, what is it of and why did you pick that?



    I do actually!!

    It's of my last name. It was inspired by David Beckhams tattoo of his sons name. David is an idol of mine along with Jared Leto and Ricky Martin. They can do no wrong.
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    Mar 12, 2015 8:42 PM GMT
    cosmico saidDo you consider Spazzy a ghetto person?


    Yes.

    Who doesnt?
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    Mar 12, 2015 9:15 PM GMT
    Imagine you're a bus driver. 10 people get on the bus and pay $2 each. Then 5 people get on and pay $1.80. Finally 3 people get on and pay $1.65. What colour is the bus driver's hair?
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    Mar 12, 2015 9:40 PM GMT
    Ohno saidImagine you're a bus driver. 10 people get on the bus and pay $2 each. Then 5 people get on and pay $1.80. Finally 3 people get on and pay $1.65. What colour is the bus driver's hair?


    That's an OBVIOUS trick question.

    JMUSMC would never ride a bus....
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    Mar 12, 2015 10:17 PM GMT
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    Ohno saidImagine you're a bus driver. 10 people get on the bus and pay $2 each. Then 5 people get on and pay $1.80. Finally 3 people get on and pay $1.65. What colour is the bus driver's hair?


    That's an OBVIOUS trick question.

    JMUSMC would never ride a bus....


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    He has his own ride.
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    Mar 12, 2015 10:44 PM GMT
    Ohno saidImagine you're a bus driver. 10 people get on the bus and pay $2 each. Then 5 people get on and pay $1.80. Finally 3 people get on and pay $1.65. What colour is the bus driver's hair?


    Black.
    Because his father's hair was black as well.
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    Mar 12, 2015 10:51 PM GMT
    Cash said
    Ohno saidImagine you're a bus driver. 10 people get on the bus and pay $2 each. Then 5 people get on and pay $1.80. Finally 3 people get on and pay $1.65. What colour is the bus driver's hair?


    That's an OBVIOUS trick question.

    JMUSMC would never ride a bus....


    That is correct.

    I've only ridden the bus two times in my life. It was the most disgusting and shameful thing I have ever done. This includes Spring Break 2008....
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    Mar 13, 2015 12:04 AM GMT
    Cash said...Chlorox?

    jmusmc85, do you think that since the bleach is actually spelled "Clorox" that this was Cash's way of implying that you're capable of chloroforming your next victim?
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    Mar 13, 2015 12:19 AM GMT
    [quote][cite]eagermuscle said[/cite]
    Cash said...Chlorox?

    jmusmc85, do you think that since the bleach is actually spelled "Clorox" that this was Cash's way of implying that you're capable of chloroforming your next victim?[/quote

    Like Nan did on American Horror Story Coven?!?!

    Yes!!! I will to any bitch that gets out of line!!!
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    Mar 13, 2015 1:12 AM GMT
    eagermuscle said
    Cash said...Chlorox?

    jmusmc85, do you think that since the bleach is actually spelled "Clorox" that this was Cash's way of implying that you're capable of chloroforming your next victim?


    That's actually just a lack of knowledge of household cleaning products and a result of being too damned lazy to Google the correct spelling...but I LOVE Your interpretation and really wish I had been clever enough to come up with that sly scenario on My Own!!!

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    Mar 13, 2015 1:14 AM GMT
    What do you actually look like? I assume it is very different from a barbie doll!

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    Mar 14, 2015 4:21 PM GMT
    Cash said
    eagermuscle said
    Cash said...Chlorox?

    jmusmc85, do you think that since the bleach is actually spelled "Clorox" that this was Cash's way of implying that you're capable of chloroforming your next victim?


    That's actually just a lack of knowledge of household cleaning products and a result of being too damned lazy to Google the correct spelling...but I LOVE Your interpretation and really wish I had been clever enough to come up with that sly scenario on My Own!!!

    icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif


    *blush*

    Well, I figure also Chlorox/chloroform's the proven way to ensure a hot trick spends the night.

    Does jmusmc85 agree?
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    Mar 15, 2015 5:06 AM GMT
    It is amazing topics like this that keep me on RJ.

    Jmusc- who on this site would you most like to get fucked by?
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    Mar 15, 2015 6:09 AM GMT
    Wyndahoi saidIt is amazing topics like this that keep me on RJ.

    Jmusc- who on this site would you most like to get fucked by?


    Jmusc: "Pazzy"
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    Mar 15, 2015 7:23 AM GMT
    I'm drunk.

    Nobody.


    I seriously don't like any of you. I am above your league.
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    Mar 15, 2015 7:28 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidI'm drunk.

    Nobody.


    I seriously don't like any of you. I am above your league.

    But you can give us a pity fuck, right?. Suppose, you're stranded on an island with all the RJ forum members, then who will be your choice?
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    Mar 15, 2015 4:08 PM GMT
    Do you know how to drive ?
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    Mar 15, 2015 6:27 PM GMT
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    jmusmc85 saidI'm drunk.
    Nobody.
    I seriously don't like any of you. I am above your league.
    But you can give us a pity fuck, right?. Suppose, you're stranded on an island with all the RJ forum members, then who will be your choice?

    A difficult question to answer since the profiles don't provide a field for dick size. Wouldn't want him to get stuck with a guy with a little dick would we?