Jan 24, 2009 7:01 PM GMT
This morning I was browsing the net for yogo topics when I came across this article:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0303/yoga.html
It sounds like a farce or something the church lady would have written on SNL.
"One Baptist pastor who was sent to covertly study the religion was nearly lost to the church in 1971. It took four deacons and three Landover ladies to pry his lips off of his penis, smack him across the back of his head with a few dozen Bibles, and drug him long enough to get him to a safe house where it took nearly 1-year in traction to deprogram him. Yes, it's true - ONE YEAR! to get the demon of Yoga out. Nearly a whole week longer than the time needed by Baptist ministers to get a Catholic to stop worshipping Mary! Creation Scientists were able to get the vital information they needed about Yoga from this Baptist minister, who still struggles with yogatic temptations to this day!"
I was laughing when I read it but I fear it may be serious given the web site (landoverbaptist).
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0303/yoga.html
It sounds like a farce or something the church lady would have written on SNL.
"One Baptist pastor who was sent to covertly study the religion was nearly lost to the church in 1971. It took four deacons and three Landover ladies to pry his lips off of his penis, smack him across the back of his head with a few dozen Bibles, and drug him long enough to get him to a safe house where it took nearly 1-year in traction to deprogram him. Yes, it's true - ONE YEAR! to get the demon of Yoga out. Nearly a whole week longer than the time needed by Baptist ministers to get a Catholic to stop worshipping Mary! Creation Scientists were able to get the vital information they needed about Yoga from this Baptist minister, who still struggles with yogatic temptations to this day!"
I was laughing when I read it but I fear it may be serious given the web site (landoverbaptist).
