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stupidest break up's of all time...

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Jan 28, 2009 11:04 PM GMT

okay, how's this?

in the #2 spot, bumping my last ex-, scott, down to #3 is chris... i met him 3 months ago, and haven't thought much about him after we hooked up after a 3-week chat fest; however, i now know why he didn't persue me... i drive a miata with the tag "ms jcksn." other than that he thought i was literally "perfect." LOL whatever...

but the #1 spot still belongs to gabriel:
"i'm breaking up with you. we don't have anything in common."
"gabriel, we have all sorts of stuff in common."
"yeah, but you won't play xbox with me and watch anime."
"wait, you're breaking up with me because i don't play video games and watch cartoons?"
"well, that's an over-simplification."
"ah. well. thank you for letting me know this now, not later."

okay... what stupid break ups have you had?

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Jan 28, 2009 11:57 PM GMT

I broke up with this guy... a week later he called me to tell me that he wanted to brake up. I laughed and agreed. When I got off the phone, my friend, who had been there for both conversations just shook her head. She said, "boys are dumb."

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Jan 29, 2009 12:01 AM GMT

dancerjack said

OMG YOU DRIVE THAT?????????????????

*runs away giggling hysterically*

I broke up with a guy because he left toothpicks all over the place...

another guy I broke up with because when we talked his lips twitched and it was totally distracting to a point of insanity, I wanted to reach over and hold his lip still...

But I was young and stupid then.. thank gawd I'm no longer young...

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Jan 29, 2009 12:03 AM GMT

dancerjack saidokay, how's this?

in the #2 spot, bumping my last ex-, scott, down to #3 is chris... i met him 3 months ago, and haven't thought much about him after we hooked up after a 3-week chat fest; however, i now know why he didn't persue me... i drive a miata with the tag "ms jcksn." other than that he thought i was literally "perfect." LOL whatever...

but the #1 spot still belongs to gabriel:
"i'm breaking up with you. we don't have anything in common."
"gabriel, we have all sorts of stuff in common."
"yeah, but you won't play xbox with me and watch anime."
"wait, you're breaking up with me because i don't play video games and watch cartoons?"
"well, that's an over-simplification."
"ah. well. thank you for letting me know this now, not later."

okay... what stupid break ups have you had?

i would break up with him BECAUSE he plays xbox and watches anime...

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Jan 29, 2009 12:16 AM GMT

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i would break up with him BECAUSE he plays xbox and watches anime...

Ditto! I stopped seeing a guy because his whole world became consumed by playing Everquest. It was just too sad.

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Jan 29, 2009 12:33 AM GMT

I knew a guy that his bf broke up with him because he didnt like the way he put his glasses in the cabinet....go figure...

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Jan 29, 2009 12:42 AM GMT

redbull saidI knew a guy that his bf broke up with him because he didnt like the way he put his glasses in the cabinet....go figure...

I think I went out with that guy too! Hahahaha.

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Jan 29, 2009 12:43 AM GMT

dancerjack saidbut the #1 spot still belongs to gabriel:
"i'm breaking up with you. we don't have anything in common."
"gabriel, we have all sorts of stuff in common."
"yeah, but you won't play xbox with me and watch anime."
"wait, you're breaking up with me because i don't play video games and watch cartoons?"
"well, that's an over-simplification."
"ah. well. thank you for letting me know this now, not later."

okay... what stupid break ups have you had?

Get out of town -- my first (and so far only) boyfriend was named Gabriel, and he loved xbox and anime! Luckily, I love comic books and science fiction, so it was perfect! Until, after about a year of being with him, I moved to LA and he stayed in New York. Then, out of the blue, he accused me of giving him and his entire family AIDS (not HIV, full blown AIDS), even though we are, and to this day remain, HIV negative. He went crazy, but even though I haven't spoken to him in over a year, I still love the poor guy.

But the lamest break up I ever had was this: I dated a 36 year-old bodybuilder/country music singer-songwriter named Jamie when I was 22 for around 3 weeks. He kept calling me his "Black Dahlia," obviously unaware of the sinister overtones that nickname carries (let alone its annoying feminizing effect) because he was dumb as shit. I dumped him because we had nothing in common (literally, nothing... well, maybe the sex...) and because I thought he was, I repeat, dumb as shit. 6 hours after I broke it off with him, I got a text that said this: "Take me back, I think I'm in love with you." Mind you, I'd known him 3 weeks, and we'd seen each other maybe 5 times. And suddenly he was in love with me. Even though we had NOTHING in common, and I was somewhat less than subtle in my treatment of his shit-dumbness. Ugh. Lame.

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Jan 29, 2009 12:47 AM GMT

Well I have had only 3 break ups and they were all pretty rational. All the excitement and craziness in my life happened with my family. I have craved a boring, rational existence since I left home.

That story about the guy who broke up with you because you did not play video games and watch cartoons is a classic. One for the hall of fame of stupid reasons to break-up.

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Jan 29, 2009 12:51 AM GMT

I'm breaking up because of my perpetual. "good mornings", good night kisses remembering birthdays, valentine's day and birthday gifts /cards, anniversaries flowers, etc. It came out in counseling that the more i showed my affection the more annoying it was to my partner. My affection was "all about me" .....I guess it was. LOL

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Jan 29, 2009 12:52 AM GMT

Alpha13 saidI'm breaking up because of my perpetual. "good mornings", good night kisses remembering birthdays, valentine's day and birthday gifts /cards, anniversaries flowers, etc. It came out in counseling that the more i showed my affection the more annoying it was to my partner. My affection was "all about me" .....I guess it was. LOL

Huh? That makes no sense to me what so ever. What were you supposed to do? Instead of saying good morning, grunt?

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Jan 29, 2009 1:01 AM GMT

i know i'm about to lose my gay card, but i fucking hate the way barbara streisand acts/sings/talks.

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Jan 29, 2009 1:02 AM GMT

dancerjack saidi know i'm about to lose my gay card, but i fucking hate the way barbara streisand acts/sings/talks.

/looks/breathes/exists

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Jan 29, 2009 1:04 AM GMT

dancerjack saidi know i'm about to lose my gay card, but i fucking hate the way barbara streisand acts/sings/talks.

Thats it! Your out buddy. Your card is not welcomed anymore!!

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Jan 29, 2009 1:07 AM GMT

"I am breaking up with you because I disturb you... you never answer your phone during the day."

After explaining that I do not always have my cell on me when I am working, or turned on for that matter, this apparently was not good enough. Even so, he would call anyway 3 or 4 times during the day. I returned his calls when I was on break or at lunch. It never seemed to be troubling to me at all, but he would always say "I hope I'm not disturbing you." No, you're not.

But oh well. I guess I wasn't paying him enough attention. I was starting to fall for the guy, too.

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Jan 29, 2009 1:10 AM GMT

Stupid break up ...hows this,

4th relationship, into the 2nd year. we go to therapy. It was all about our sex life. Oh, not that we didn't have any matter of fact we boinked like bunnies. On an average week it was almost every night and on weekends and holidays it was 2 to 3 times a day.

A verbal type he liked when I talked dirty especially when he was the one topping me. Well, it finally came out in therapy that instead of grunting he wanted me to yell his name more often.
When youre coming youre not exactly thinking up the gettysburg address , much less specific names so naturally with a loss of words due to more pressing activity I grunted.

After that we went home to "carry out" the new agreements we had made in therapy. Everything went well until I muttered out Ross. ( his name was Craig, his father is Ross ). It all stopped and needless to say by the end of the week I had already moved out and on.

Years later I found out from a cousin that Ross was his step father and that they had had a sexual relationship when Craig was a freshman in college.

Okay so to this day, I still grunt!

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Jan 29, 2009 1:29 AM GMT

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Okay so to this day, I still grunt!

That is unreal! Wow. I think you win so far...

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Jan 29, 2009 1:35 AM GMT

WOW. I guess i won't be dating afew of you here. i play xbox, ps, wii and I love my anime. Bummer for me I guess then, huh?

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Jan 29, 2009 1:39 AM GMT

dancerjack saidi know i'm about to lose my gay card, but i fucking hate the way barbara streisand acts/sings/talks.

Even if you lose your gay card for that, you will still have my respect, dancerjack. I can't stand her either.

I haven't really had any stupid break-ups... but I once refused to go on a second date with a guy because he couldn't stop talking about his ex on our first date.

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Jan 29, 2009 2:05 AM GMT

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dancerjack saidi know i'm about to lose my gay card, but i fucking hate the way barbara streisand acts/sings/talks.

/looks/breathes/exists

I won't/don't/can't agree!.....take it easy on her, she's a bagel on a plate fulla onion rolls.

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P.S. I don't like Barbara Streisand because I am gay, I lke her because I am Jimmy.

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Jan 29, 2009 2:46 AM GMT

dancerjack saidi know i'm about to lose my gay card, but i fucking hate the way barbara streisand acts/sings/talks.

Bab's voice makes my flesh crawl. Of all the divas that the gay card says I should worship, Madonna is the only one I like, and I rarely ever listen to her music.

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Jan 29, 2009 3:28 AM GMT

smthbear808 saidStupid break up ...hows this,

4th relationship, into the 2nd year. we go to therapy. It was all about our sex life. Oh, not that we didn't have any matter of fact we boinked like bunnies. On an average week it was almost every night and on weekends and holidays it was 2 to 3 times a day.

A verbal type he liked when I talked dirty especially when he was the one topping me. Well, it finally came out in therapy that instead of grunting he wanted me to yell his name more often.
When youre coming youre not exactly thinking up the gettysburg address , much less specific names so naturally with a loss of words due to more pressing activity I grunted.

After that we went home to "carry out" the new agreements we had made in therapy. Everything went well until I muttered out Ross. ( his name was Craig, his father is Ross ). It all stopped and needless to say by the end of the week I had already moved out and on.

Years later I found out from a cousin that Ross was his step father and that they had had a sexual relationship when Craig was a freshman in college.

Okay so to this day, I still grunt!
ROTFLMFAOPMS OMG *Gasps for air* thats the best one ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jan 29, 2009 3:30 AM GMT

ABBA

Simon and Garfunkel

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Jan 29, 2009 3:51 AM GMT

Not the story you probably want... and its not so much the break up, but what happened afterward.

I was dating a woman (yes a woman). I broke up with her, partially due to my sexuality, partially because she was off her rocker. Don't talk for over a year. When we speak again (because she contacted me) I was openly gay- although she didn't know. She tells me a story that I am still not sure is true. She was using the pill, and we weren't using a condom. She told me she had become pregnant and was planning to show up on my doorstep with my child. She then claims that she miscarried.

What?

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Jan 29, 2009 3:54 AM GMT

Question:
DCEric saidWhat?

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DCEric saidshe was off her rocker.

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