The Ouija

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    Feb 24, 2009 10:52 PM GMT
    Come on now people well all know the 8 ball is the only one that worksicon_cool.gif
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    Feb 24, 2009 10:54 PM GMT
  • Pheo

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    Jun 07, 2009 9:29 PM GMT
    Call of the Dead incense. That usually brings things if you're ritualistic.
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    Jun 19, 2009 1:28 AM GMT
    Mom told me that bathing the Ouija board in the light of a full moon removes the curse placed on it.
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    Jun 19, 2009 1:46 AM GMT
    That some people are annoyed at others interest in it seems to be reason enough for me to try it out.
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    Jun 19, 2009 2:12 AM GMT
    are these things for real?
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    Jun 19, 2009 2:16 AM GMT
    i played it once because the rest wouldn't stop bitching. i was the one moving it. they were all idiots.
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    Feb 21, 2010 4:39 AM GMT
    Oooh, someone performing Thread Necromancy on this topic. Scary!icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 21, 2010 5:18 AM GMT
    The Oracle isn't something to be messed with. If you plan to contact the spirit world by use of the Ouija make sure you know absolutely what you are doing. Have yourself in a protected circle and make sure you ground and center yourself. If used wisely you may gain the answers you seek to find, but make sure you aren't just using it without knowledge or you may get something out of it you don't like to well.
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    Feb 21, 2010 8:01 AM GMT
    Are ya'll really serious? It's a toy though... right?

    Thread is sorta creepy. I'm gonna go to sleep like this...icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 21, 2010 8:27 AM GMT
    hmmm why arent the tourch bearing athiest burning this stuff?
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    Feb 21, 2010 8:41 AM GMT
    CanadianSun saidhmmm why arent the tourch bearing athiest burning this stuff?
    ...we don't care. & the torch is to light our cigarettes, you have us figured out all wrong as people who give a shit
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    Feb 21, 2010 4:58 PM GMT
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    CanadianSun saidhmmm why arent the tourch bearing athiest burning this stuff?
    ...we don't care. & the torch is to light our cigarettes, you have us figured out all wrong as people who give a shit


    AMEN! and anyway, the American Ouiji Society does not invest millions trying to oppose gay rights. Christianity has worked hard to earn the hatred that it enjoys.
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    Feb 21, 2010 5:21 PM GMT
    l would not mess with it at all as it can ruin your life !
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    Feb 21, 2010 5:29 PM GMT
    Who knew I could open a portal to another dimension of PURE EVIL merely by going to Toys 'R' Us and shelling out $20 to Parker Brothers.

    Ouija Board - comes with one board and one planchette. Chalk, rope, incantations, goat's blood and live chickens sold seperately. Ages 9-12.
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    Feb 21, 2010 5:37 PM GMT
    Delivis said
    Sedative saidYes. you have to sacrifice several virgins to ensure you maintain power over the spirit and not let it get away. Also you have to wear pink bunny slippers and polka dot silk stockings to make it more afraid of you and not the other way around. Beware of the green thumbtack. It will kill you if it is inside a room during an ouija session. Draw a star on your forehead so you will be pretty. Do NOT wear a shoe on your head or you will forever be possessed by the spirit. Do NOT eat french fries because they are greasy. And most of all, do NOT lick the wall socket, the electrical spirits are very dangerous creatures.



    Well said.

    To quote Michael Shermer "This whole business about talking to the dead, it turns out its no big deal, anyone can do it. It's getting the dead to talk back that's the hard part".

    Newsflash folks: You are moving the little piece of wood, not a spirit. There are no ghosts haunting you or your house or anything else for that matter. This whole superstition is in your brain.


    True. But that's fascinating in itself. The subconscious and its powers is an aspect of human nature that has yet to be explored fully.

    Shakespeare had a very good point in that famous quote on your profile.
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    Feb 21, 2010 5:43 PM GMT
    CanadianSun: “hmmm why arent the tourch bearing athiest burning this stuff?”

    OK, I’ll bite.

    imperator: “I'm usually pretty skeptical about the supernatural, but... one time, my sister and I were messing around with a ouija board and wanted to "test" it, so my mom got us to ask how many pills were in a pill bottle of hers that neither of us ever looked in. The pointer went 3 6 3 7 3 6 3 7, like it was 'confused', so my mom opened the pill bottle and counted her medication, and there were 36 and a half. So... ever since I've been unable to write it off as nonsense.”

    I think the most plausible explanation is that your mother suffered confirmation bias. I worked in an apothecary one summer and found it’s surprisingly easy to count the number of pills out that you expect if you don’t use a pill counter. Another possibility is that your mom purposely miscounted, either to fool around or to get you to believe in the supernatural (perhaps she’s worried for your soul like my mom is for mine; it’s something my mother would seriously do). Lastly, to constitute evidence that supernatural forces influenced the outcome, your anecdote would need to be data; perhaps there really were 36-1/2 pills in the bottle and it was just a coincidence, which is not at all implausible since given the number of uncontrolled “tests” people must conduct, it’s simply the law of large numbers that at least some of them will produce genuinely surprising coincidence.
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    Feb 21, 2010 5:49 PM GMT
    Why stay away?

    If you don't believe God exists how can you believe that evil and demons exist? I say go get your freak on with the board! All the bad things if they happen - well you've just imagined them...
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    Feb 21, 2010 5:50 PM GMT
    Or, to reinforce my point, maybe somehow, in some way, his mother knew, on a subconscious level, how many pills there were, and somehow, in some way, communicated that, subconsciously.

    I personally believe we're all psychic on some level.

    I do not, however, believe that dead people can talk to us icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 21, 2010 5:57 PM GMT
    MadeNUSA saidWhy stay away?

    If you don't believe God exists how can you believe that evil and demons exist? I say go get your freak on with the board! All the bad things if they happen - well you've just imagined them...


    Fortunately, the godless at the Penn & Teller: Bullshit show have done exactly that.

    And oh, yes, belief in God is necessary to believe in good and evil icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 21, 2010 6:02 PM GMT
    Sounds like witchcraft to me
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    Feb 21, 2010 6:19 PM GMT
    Satyricon331 said
    MadeNUSA saidWhy stay away?

    If you don't believe God exists how can you believe that evil and demons exist? I say go get your freak on with the board! All the bad things if they happen - well you've just imagined them...


    And oh, yes, belief in God is necessary to believe in good and evil icon_rolleyes.gif


    Of course it is. Too obvious to you is that it?icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 21, 2010 6:22 PM GMT
    MadeNUSA said
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    MadeNUSA saidWhy stay away?

    If you don't believe God exists how can you believe that evil and demons exist? I say go get your freak on with the board! All the bad things if they happen - well you've just imagined them...


    And oh, yes, belief in God is necessary to believe in good and evil icon_rolleyes.gif


    Of course it is. Too obvious to you is that it?icon_rolleyes.gif


    I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to go over your head. It was unfair of me not to anticipate its location given how your statements so clearly indicated it.
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    Feb 21, 2010 6:39 PM GMT
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    MadeNUSA saidWhy stay away?

    If you don't believe God exists how can you believe that evil and demons exist? I say go get your freak on with the board! All the bad things if they happen - well you've just imagined them...


    And oh, yes, belief in God is necessary to believe in good and evil icon_rolleyes.gif


    Of course it is. Too obvious to you is that it?icon_rolleyes.gif


    I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to go over your head. It was unfair of me not to anticipate its location given how your statements so clearly indicated it.


    Now now, play nice with the special children, Satyricon.

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    Feb 21, 2010 6:41 PM GMT
    MadeNUSA saidWhy stay away?

    If you don't believe God exists how can you believe that evil and demons exist? I say go get your freak on with the board! All the bad things if they happen - well you've just imagined them...


    Of course you don't have to believe in God to believe in evil. Is there a God? Dunno. Was Hitler evil?