Mar 19, 2009 6:57 PM GMT
The sublimal suggestions have conqured!!
There I've said it.
I'm out of the closet, out in the open and a better MAN for it now.
I plan to fuck three women in two days... Tell them I'll call them and never will. Ignore their phone calls, and pretend we never met if I run in to them again! (kinda like a lot of gay men, but with women, tehehe)
I will go out on dates with women, enjoy their conversation, relate to thier experience and ideas, laugh at their jokes, smile appreciatively and affirmingly while looking in to their eyes. And when I take them home, if I don't get laid... I'll move on. (yeah, gay men do this too - guilty)
I will speak cleary, directly, with a bravado in my voice and swagger in my step. I will make George Clooney seem effeminate compared to Richard Simmons! (Unless I'm tipsy, I may FAIL then girrrl)
I will spit in the urinal at the gym, and drip urine on the floor in front of me.
I will fear gay men, because they all LUST for me!! (Like I wisssssh
)
I will stop working out. Drink more beer and pour out the Chardonay.
I will think a martini is the name of my bud Martin's thingy - (hehehe, it is... he's my FB)
I am Masculine, I am straight, I am in your neighborhood! (Far as you know, huh?)
Get over it!!!
ok, so maybe tossing the Chardonay is a lil' harsh. (I'm mean really)
oh and I love macroni and cheese... did I mention that before.
but that doesn't make me gay, does it?
There I've said it.
I'm out of the closet, out in the open and a better MAN for it now.
I plan to fuck three women in two days... Tell them I'll call them and never will. Ignore their phone calls, and pretend we never met if I run in to them again! (kinda like a lot of gay men, but with women, tehehe)
I will go out on dates with women, enjoy their conversation, relate to thier experience and ideas, laugh at their jokes, smile appreciatively and affirmingly while looking in to their eyes. And when I take them home, if I don't get laid... I'll move on. (yeah, gay men do this too - guilty)
I will speak cleary, directly, with a bravado in my voice and swagger in my step. I will make George Clooney seem effeminate compared to Richard Simmons! (Unless I'm tipsy, I may FAIL then girrrl)
I will spit in the urinal at the gym, and drip urine on the floor in front of me.
I will fear gay men, because they all LUST for me!! (Like I wisssssh
)I will stop working out. Drink more beer and pour out the Chardonay.
I will think a martini is the name of my bud Martin's thingy - (hehehe, it is... he's my FB)
I am Masculine, I am straight, I am in your neighborhood! (Far as you know, huh?)
Get over it!!!
ok, so maybe tossing the Chardonay is a lil' harsh. (I'm mean really)
oh and I love macroni and cheese... did I mention that before.
but that doesn't make me gay, does it?
