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    Jul 01, 2009 3:56 AM GMT
    So, I'm sitting here watching the terrible remake of King Kong. I've been watching it for about 3 or 4 hours thus far (or so it seems) and I've yet to meet the monster.

    This is not the worst movie I've ever seen-- but it's certainly in the same zip code.

    What's the worst movie you have ever seen, and why? And is it worth seeing, just so you can say "I saw the worst movie ever made?"

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    Jul 01, 2009 4:00 AM GMT
    Meet the Spartans.

    Watch it and you will see. Supposed to be one of those comedic spoof movies. Lamest attempt at comedy ever. I was embarrassed for the writers and wondered how someone would think it was worth putting in theaters. Was even embarrassed for the actors. Only good thing is all the Spartans had nice bodies.
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    Jul 01, 2009 4:54 AM GMT
    Two movies immediately come to mind. Both gaythemed.

    The Last Year - NOT the Indian film, but the film about boys in a Bible College. The acting was perhaps the most horrible I've ever seen. The plot was absolute nonsense, and there was WAY too much crying going on.

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    Raspberry Reich - So bad it's actually a cult hit. LOL. Imagine german people speaking in badly accented english rambling on and on and on and on about a revolution. Quoting people like Marx here and there in a way that makes no sense to the story, cheesy overlays, repetition/echo effects of certain lines, artsy effects, and raw VERY explicit depiction of masturbation (one involving a guy with a gun), heterosexual sex, gay sex (both fellatio and anal sex are shown explicitly), and public sex. The most explicit I've encountered thus far in mainstream movies. I actually enjoyed it... for the porn. Haha. Overall it was so fucking awful it was awesome.

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    Jul 01, 2009 4:56 AM GMT
    GLITTER
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    Jul 01, 2009 4:57 AM GMT
    Oh and a 1992 short movie with a deliberately inflammatory title:

    Gayniggers From Outer Space - (And yes, that really is the title icon_lol.gif ). Again the kind of deliberate bad that actually makes it hilarious.

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    Jul 01, 2009 5:12 AM GMT
    Twilight: Nauseatingly soul sucking exercise in teen angst and shitty acting. Even the violence was muted and anti-climactic.

    Skinwalkers: Worst werewolf film in the history of the horror genre.

    I know there are worse ones, but I can't remember then right now.


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    Jul 01, 2009 5:12 AM GMT
    I've seen plenty of bad movies. But this was so bad, I fell asleep.

    Surf Nazis Must Die
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:14 AM GMT
    I'm probably going to start a war with this one, but "Pearl Harbour" really bit the dust for me... terrible film. High production value, but I walked away from that one without a care in the world for any of its characters, and that's always been an indication of a bad movie for me. icon_neutral.gif
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:22 AM GMT
    The Country Preacher
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:25 AM GMT
    What Dreams May Come

    Event Horizon
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:27 AM GMT
    Gran Torino- 2008 Clint Eastwood movie.
    - Boring story plot
    - Bad Script
    - Worse Acting

    A story about a racist prick who's every other word is a racial slur.
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:31 AM GMT
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    Gave me a headache and made me nauseous.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlNUU43md4A#t=1m46s
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:36 AM GMT
    Steven Spielberg's "A.I."
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:39 AM GMT
    'Heavenly Bodies', a Flashdance meets Rocky rip-off from 1984 pitting rival dancer-cize studios aganst each other in an hours long aerobics-off.
    Simply dreadful, even by the standards of C-grade exploitation cinema. It makes Made-for-SciFi movies look like Citizen Kane in comparison.

    'All Over The Guy', a gay-themed romantic comedy from 2001. Almost none of the characters act in any way resembling human behaviour. We've all seen terible romantic comedies where things happen because the script says they have to, but this takes it to a whole new level.

    Both of these movies illustrate exactly how not to make movies.
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:39 AM GMT
    xrichx saidI've seen plenty of bad movies. But this was so bad, I fell asleep.

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    Fuc. King. Aw. Ful. Moo. Vie.
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:47 AM GMT
    Balls Of Fury...i couldnt make it past 45 minutes
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:47 AM GMT
    flying_man saidLittle Nicky
    Gave me a headache and made me nauseous.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlNUU43md4A#t=1m46s


    Are you crazy!? Harvey Kietel shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass backwards while he wears a tutu is fucking genius!
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:48 AM GMT
    Umm, Dreamcatcher was pretty terrible and laughable.

    So was the movie "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"

    oh, and i can't forget...

    The Black Dahlia... awful beyond belief, in every way imaginable
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:48 AM GMT
    ScottPensacola saidMeet the Spartans.

    Watch it and you will see. Supposed to be one of those comedic spoof movies. Lamest attempt at comedy ever. I was embarrassed for the writers and wondered how someone would think it was worth putting in theaters. Was even embarrassed for the actors. Only good thing is all the Spartans had nice bodies.




    That ranks up there, but for me the worst is The Titanic.

    Ok, the ship is sinking, and you're going to huddle with your friends one more time on a sinking ship, to play your instrument, one more time, rather than climb over people's backs to get off that boat as soon as possible? Please!
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    Jul 01, 2009 5:56 AM GMT
    MeOhMy saidUmm, Dreamcatcher was pretty terrible and laughable.


    Hands down my choice for worst movie I've ever seen. Morgan Freeman makes some horrible choices sometimes.
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    Jul 01, 2009 6:03 AM GMT
    Not Without My Daughter
    Body Of Evidence
    Sliver
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    Jul 01, 2009 6:03 AM GMT
    The Bikini Shop
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    Jul 01, 2009 6:11 AM GMT
    Stop or my Mom will shoot- was on a flight- so bad I couldn't get past the first 20 mins!!
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    Jul 01, 2009 6:32 AM GMT

    ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS.

    SpiderMan #3

    Soul Survivor     (hands down the worst. Low rate straight to video)

    Any SciFi Original icon_razz.gif

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    Jul 01, 2009 6:42 AM GMT
    Two come to mind:

    "Marvin's Room" with Leonardo DiCaprio and Meryl Streep... more than a decade later we in the family keep reminding my sister for this choice at the movie theater. It was boring, slow and the interactions between the characters were so painful to watch. Ugh.

    "W." with Josh Brolin.. Watching the news would have been more entertaining and illustrative, really... very little about his life previous to the 2000 election, nothing about the election itself, just meetings and praying.. the only saving grace of the movie was Richard Dreyfuss' majestically but subtlety evil Dick Cheney and Thandie Newton's sycophantic Condoleezza Rice.

    For whast is worth, a couple of my favorite movies have been already mentioned here. icon_eek.gif
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