40 Today

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    Apr 05, 2008 11:30 PM GMT
    I heard a fun joke:

    A woman turns 40 (actually in the joke it is 80 but I am adjusting it for Mike) and decides she is going to get married.

    She goes into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist "do you have adult diapers".

    The pharmacist says "yes we do".

    She asks if he has metamucil, "well of course, we are a pharmacy".

    This goes on with her asking about viagra, hot water bottles, reading glasses, etc.

    The pharmacists is losing patience and tells her "of course madam, we ARE a pharmacy, we have all of the items that you mentioned in stock".

    She happily tells him "well that settles it, I'll make my wedding list with you then".

    Ciao
    Terry
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    Apr 05, 2008 11:34 PM GMT
    ursamajor saidA woman turns 40 (actually in the joke it is 80 but I am adjusting it for Mike)

    Haha! You should have turned the woman into a man too! icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gifPicon_wink.gif
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    Apr 06, 2008 1:24 AM GMT
    Im in my 40's and havin the time of my life! I look and feel better than i did when in my 20's, have more energy and can kick the butts of guys half my age on the dancefloor icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif Dont change, get off that sofa, age is a number, grab life by the cahoonahs and have a ball!
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    Apr 06, 2008 12:04 PM GMT
    4 MONTHS late! ROFL Caslon! *smack*

    Anyways, happy birthday mike! I wasn't at the party coz I've never heard of realjock back then, lol
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    Aug 01, 2008 1:18 AM GMT
    MIKE...
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUY!
    WOW...LIFE BEGINS AT 4O THEY SAY..
    GET OUT THERE AND ENJOY IT...LIFE IS A BANQUET..
    MOST POOR FOOLS ARE STARVING!
    HUGS
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    Aug 01, 2008 1:37 AM GMT


    H A P P Y


    B I R T H D A Y


    M I K E !


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    Aug 01, 2008 2:09 AM GMT
    ROFLMAO!!!!!

    ITJock and HOT2TROT2! Read the dates! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    *whispers*

    It's okay, no one saw it... much. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 01, 2008 2:29 AM GMT
    Happy birthday!!
    I'm right behind you on the train to 40! Save a seat for me? I hate riding alone.
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    Aug 01, 2008 2:34 AM GMT


    OH GOD

    THIS THREAD

    IS NINE MONTHS OLD

    IT IS NOT,

    REPEAT, IT IS


    NOT

    MIKEPHIL'S BIRTHDAY

    TODAY!!!



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    Aug 01, 2008 2:37 AM GMT
    Huh, who?

    Whaddi miss?

    I was napping.

    *blinks*

    H-happy...

    B--b..

    *cough*
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    Aug 01, 2008 2:57 AM GMT
    Happy Birthday, Mikephil!!!! And many more!

    humorous pictures

    hahahahahahaha oh i crack me up! ... icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 01, 2008 3:09 AM GMT
    Sedative saidROFLMAO!!!!!

    ITJock and HOT2TROT2! Read the dates! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    *whispers*

    It's okay, no one saw it... much. icon_wink.gif


    HOT2TROT2 IS NOW ON MY EVIL LIST...

    I got suckered pretty easy on that one didn't I?
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    Aug 01, 2008 4:16 AM GMT
    Whatever! I stand by my belated birthday wish...heh
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Aug 01, 2008 11:29 PM GMT
    LOL, I love this icon_lol.gif

    This has to be the longest birthday ever icon_smile.gif

    Does this mean I get another cake icon_question.gif

    Anyway, thanks guys icon_wink.gif

    Mike

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    Aug 01, 2008 11:33 PM GMT
    I wasn't around here when you hit the big one so happy belated bday. Hows it going? New grey pubes or sudden erectile dysfunction? icon_wink.gif Or did you suddenly realize it's just a number? I'll be there in 6 fast years. I'm not gonna worry about it. I have no intention of letting that inner child go when I get there.

    I enjoy your posts and you seem like a great guy. Here's to another awesome 40!!!

    -Mark
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    Aug 01, 2008 11:33 PM GMT
    nom nom nom / nooo it are my birthday
  • EricLA

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    Aug 02, 2008 12:08 AM GMT
    Once you're over the shock, you'll realize nothing's changed. I feel like I'm dealing with life's twists and turns a bit better, actually. I'm probably in the best shape of my life (I've gotten four compliments on my body in the last couple of weeks.). Maybe because I'm more comfortable with myself I'm getting more compliments. As for bars and clubs, I haven't gone out regularly in more than a few years. I just don't have much fun when I go alone, and most of my friends are partnered. So, I am looking for other ways of meeting quality people -- but that's been a challenge from the beginning!