WE TWINKS NEED LOVE TOO!!!!!!

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    Feb 20, 2010 8:22 PM GMT
    TheIStrat said
    djdorchester saidMMMMM
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    Layered Twinkie Delight....

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    DIRECTIONS: Split Twinkie in two so you have a bottom and a top. Smother the bottom with caramel and cream. Sprinkle with pecans and put the top on. Using more Twinkies, repeat the previous steps. Spread whipped cream on the final top. (Oh, and don't forget the cherry)



    Oh my goodness, that can't be healthy



    True... maybe just use the bottoms?
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    Feb 20, 2010 8:24 PM GMT
    See CANCER SURVIVORS NEED LOVE, TOO. ... icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 20, 2010 8:24 PM GMT
    djdorchester said
    Tachikoma saidI always thought a twink was someone who had a skinny body type. I consider myself a twink, but not if you include those other parts of the definition. and yes, give em' love! icon_biggrin.gif


    don't you mean: "Give em love you damn brain-dead, craigslist-trawling, size-queen muscle-heads"?



    you took the words right out of my mouth!
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    Feb 20, 2010 8:30 PM GMT
    Well, so much for the JP Concordat (http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/838204) on inter-member behavior. That didnt last long. ... icon_rolleyes.gif

    BTW, I wouldnt think "married" would be on his list of "Top 10 Attractive Attributes for Desirable Love Partner"
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    Feb 20, 2010 8:32 PM GMT
    Twink guys that like to be attention whore are not on my list. Craigslist? ewww
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    Feb 20, 2010 8:33 PM GMT
    Caslon13000 saidWell, so much for the JP Concordat (http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/838204) on inter-member behavior. That didnt last long. ... icon_rolleyes.gif


    for the record, I was being sarcastic
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    Feb 20, 2010 8:37 PM GMT
    Tachikoma said
    Caslon13000 saidWell, so much for the JP Concordat (http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/838204) on inter-member behavior. That didnt last long. ... icon_rolleyes.gif


    for the record, I was being sarcastic

    I have heard that in Texas you can say anything about a person no matter how cutting as long as you follow it up with "Bless his heart."
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    Feb 20, 2010 8:40 PM GMT
    Caslon13000 said
    I have heard that in Texas you can say anything about a person no matter how cutting as long as you follow it up with "Bless his heart."


    This also works in Tennessee.....but only in the hills icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 20, 2010 8:42 PM GMT
    Caslon13000 saidWell, so much for the JP Concordat (http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/838204) on inter-member behavior. That didnt last long. ... icon_rolleyes.gif


    commentary on inter-member behavior? from CASLON? ha! hahahahaha haha. ha. ha. ha.

    oh man that is RICH.
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    Feb 20, 2010 8:46 PM GMT
    TheIStrat said
    djdorchester saidMMMMM
    ......

    Layered Twinkie Delight....

    layeredtwinkie.jpg

    DIRECTIONS: Split Twinkie in two so you have a bottom and a top. Smother the bottom with caramel and cream. Sprinkle with pecans and put the top on. Using more Twinkies, repeat the previous steps. Spread whipped cream on the final top. (Oh, and don't forget the cherry)



    Oh my goodness, that can't be healthy


    you know you could take it all
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    Feb 20, 2010 9:04 PM GMT
    Timberoo said
    TheIStrat said
    djdorchester saidMMMMM
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    Layered Twinkie Delight....

    DIRECTIONS: Split Twinkie in two so you have a bottom and a top. Smother the bottom with caramel and cream. Sprinkle with pecans and put the top on. Using more Twinkies, repeat the previous steps. Spread whipped cream on the final top. (Oh, and don't forget the cherry)



    Oh my goodness, that can't be healthy


    you know you could take it all



    Bet he can. But can he take the "Twinkie Dip?"

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    Feb 20, 2010 9:05 PM GMT
    I couldn't eat half of either. Too sweet. I like salty better.
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    Feb 20, 2010 9:06 PM GMT
    deep-fried twinkies are the BEST.

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    Feb 20, 2010 9:24 PM GMT
    tallhairy saiddeep-fried twinkies are the BEST.

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    OMFG, ganguro has spread west! icon_surprised.gif

    /me runs and hides
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    Feb 20, 2010 9:30 PM GMT
    Iluros said

    OMFG, ganguro has spread west! icon_surprised.gif

    /me runs and hides


    LMAO. Do I have to hide too given that I actually knew what ganguro meant?

    *hides just in case*
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    Feb 20, 2010 9:33 PM GMT
    i think ganguro's been here for some time. scarily enough.
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    Feb 20, 2010 9:36 PM GMT
    tallhairy saiddeep-fried twinkies are the BEST.

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    I may be "twinkish" in body style, but that is where the line is drawn. I have a phobia of twink clowns. Thank you for giving me night terrors for the next two weeks. icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 20, 2010 9:38 PM GMT
    We're doomed! DOOOOMED!

    Yeah, I guess it would get here quick. Let's just hope it doesn't really catch on. :S
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    Feb 20, 2010 9:39 PM GMT
    baldrick05 said
    tallhairy saiddeep-fried twinkies are the BEST.





    I may be "twinkish" in body style, but that is where the line is drawn. I have a phobia of twink clowns. Thank you for giving me night terrors for the next two weeks. icon_redface.gif



    See... you tempted us, you asked for it.

    BOO

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    Feb 20, 2010 9:41 PM GMT
    I tried a bit of deep fried twinkie, it was vile.
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    Feb 20, 2010 9:42 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidI tried a bit of deep fried twinkie, it was vile.


    but did yours have frosted lipstick?
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    Feb 20, 2010 9:44 PM GMT
    tallhairy said
    Timberoo saidI tried a bit of deep fried twinkie, it was vile.


    but did yours have frosted lipstick?


    no, but I was at the NYS Fair and saw plenty of it.
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    Feb 20, 2010 9:57 PM GMT
    outkast1728 saidWhy does the vast majority of men on this damn planet prefer the muscular, sporty, hunks over us twinks?


    It's biology. Sexual attraction is going to be placed on the specimens that exhibit the best genes. Us skinny folk don't exhibit that, so we're not thought of as desirable for a companion to be added to the tribe of the potential suitor. The only hope for a non-muscular male is to be "cute". Cuteness was developed to make up for potentially non-muscular gene pools to also be favored because they exhibit youth and vitality. Cuteness also conveys innocence which causes other animals to want to protect you.

    You either need to be ripped or cute (a silver back gorilla, or a baby polar bear). That's how science works.

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    Feb 20, 2010 10:00 PM GMT
    fizzle said
    outkast1728 saidWhy does the vast majority of men on this damn planet prefer the muscular, sporty, hunks over us twinks?


    It's biology. Sexual attraction is going to be placed on the specimens that exhibit the best genes. Us skinny folk don't exhibit that, so we're not thought of as desirable for a companion to be added to the tribe of the potential suitor. The only hope for a non-muscular male is to be "cute". Cuteness was developed to make up for potentially non-muscular gene pools to also be favored because they exhibit youth and vitality. Cuteness also conveys innocence which causes other animals to want to protect you.

    You either need to be ripped or cute (a silver back gorilla, or a baby polar bear). That's how science works.




    Oh Fizzle. I'll protect you.