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  • Nov 27, 2020 - 2:37 AM

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    CANCEL

    About Me

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    • Member since: 06/26/12
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 40
    • First location: Prague, Hlavni Mesto Praha, Czech Republic
    • Second location: Vienna, Wien, Austria
    • Travel location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Defined
    • Height: 6' 2''
    • Weight: 205 lbs
    • Waist:
    • Chest: 44 inches
    • Arms: 16 inches
    • Hair color: Brown
    • Eye color: Brown
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym: No. 1 is my flat with a horizontal bar, only.
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    • Sports I like: Bodybuilding, Cycling, Hiking, Swimming
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    INDEPENDENCE AND COMPANY

    and TRAVELLING






    TESTING, TESTING...SENSE OF HUMOR


    Three women buy cucumbers in a marketplace. The first woman says to the seller: I want the big one. The second says: I want the long one and the third woman says: I do not care. I want it to make a salad.

    A doctor comes to visit a patient in a hospital ward. He looks at him and shouts: Jesus, are you eating the suppository!? And the patient, grumpy: And? Shall I insert it to my ass or what!

    Question: What do a short-sighted gynecologist and dachshund have in common?
    Answer: They both have got a wet nose.

    A little brother with his younger sister stands behind the door of their parent's bedroom. The brother looks through the key hole and then he says to his sister: Pah! And those people will admonish us for nose-picking!

    CONCERNING MY FACE PIC
    Some time ago I sent my photograph with my face to a Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.


    Les Amours Imaginaires (Heartbeats)

    Generally, I am not fond of art movies but I've been moved by Les Amoirs Imaginaires by Xavier Dolan. A double mirror to me (psychologically).


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