About Me

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• Member since: 06/26/12
• Last active: More than a week ago
• Age: 40
• First location: Prague, Hlavni Mesto Praha, Czech Republic
• Second location: Vienna, Wien, Austria
• Travel location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany

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My Stats and Info

• Build: Defined
• Height: 6' 2''
• Weight: 205 lbs
• Waist:
• Chest: 44 inches
• Arms: 16 inches
• Hair color: Brown
• Eye color: Brown
• Ethnicity: White
• My gym: No. 1 is my flat with a horizontal bar, only.

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• Sports I like: Bodybuilding, Cycling, Hiking, Swimming
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Description

INDEPENDENCE AND COMPANY

and TRAVELLING

TESTING, TESTING...SENSE OF HUMOR

Three women buy cucumbers in a marketplace. The first woman says to the seller: I want the big one. The second says: I want the long one and the third woman says: I do not care. I want it to make a salad.

A doctor comes to visit a patient in a hospital ward. He looks at him and shouts: Jesus, are you eating the suppository!? And the patient, grumpy: And? Shall I insert it to my ass or what!

Question: What do a short-sighted gynecologist and dachshund have in common?
Answer: They both have got a wet nose.

A little brother with his younger sister stands behind the door of their parent's bedroom. The brother looks through the key hole and then he says to his sister: Pah! And those people will admonish us for nose-picking!

CONCERNING MY FACE PIC
Some time ago I sent my photograph with my face to a Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.

Les Amours Imaginaires (Heartbeats)

Generally, I am not fond of art movies but I've been moved by Les Amoirs Imaginaires by Xavier Dolan. A double mirror to me (psychologically). Follow @LesAmIm